Eng Squared

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣painful kuita kunge beer risina ma munchies @Voltz_JT

Messi just summed up every lad friendship group in their late 30s 😭

“I like your car.” From a babe > From a guy >>> From a kid >>>>>>>>>>

he actually wants to come now because of the chaos😂

You’re in total control of noise, temperature, fragrances, odors, organization, cleanliness, aura, lighting… everything bruh!!!

Layaan anenge asinganyatsoona masinhi anozongonzi Look at Kadoma Layaaaaaaaaannnnnnn

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@Munyah_Wacho Mati 3..?

On Zim Twitter TL, we have 3 types of people/reasons for choosing to settle here: 1. Econet WhatsApp + ‘Free’ Twitter Bundle. Data chairo raitidhurira. 2. People who ‘heard’ that Twitter iplayground yemaPoliticias where they exchange blows.😂😂 3. People who ‘heard’ kuTwitter kunobikwa munhu. They came for the toxicity & violence 4. People like me - who just didn’t fit on other platforms like Tik Tok & Instagram. 5. People who signed up, didn’t understand it, logged off, saw a ‘cookings’ post on Zimcelebs, then came back. Which one are you?

My Mom is begging me to marry and have kids,she says she wants to see her grandchildren.This woman forgets about the bicycle she promised me when l was 9 that l haven’t received to date.We shall see

Math being popularly associated with numbers instead of logic might have done a non-negligible amount of damage to its reputation.

Anyone who goes against you without hearing your side of the story was already looking for a reason to be against you.

They arrested my colleague (a lady) for laughing like a man. She was accused of manslaughter.

Unorara kusvika nguva dzino apa hauna kana passo zvayo

“maybe you told your other girlfriend not me” women can be annoying sometimes

Pattern recognition is the highest form of intelligence.

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: José Mourinho has made some BOLD requests in order to return to Real Madrid: • Full control over the starting line-ups, squad management, and dressing room management. • No interventions from the club hierarchy. • He wants a two-year contract. • He wants his own technical team with him. • He demands changes in the current squad. • Up to seven players that do not fit his concept could leave. • He demands more control over the fitness team due to injury concerns. • He only wants to communicate with Florentino Perez, and not other club hierarchies. • He wants to control the summer pre-season plans. — @goal

@FabrizioRomano "I accidentally hit a table, causing a small cut on my forehead"

🚨 WWE Cheif Content Officer HHH is monitoring Real Madrid with great interest

Mum left daughter with her Dad & WWE 🤣😭

Valverde when Tchouaméni visits him in the hospital to apologise: