Joshua Porter

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Joshua Porter

Joshua Porter

@StJoshuaPorter

College English Instructor, Philanthropist, Adventurer, Writer, Musician, Rock Climber, Photographer, Linguist, Poet, Amateur Astronomer, Amateur Chef, Pacifist

Beigetreten Ocak 2013
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Joshua Porter
Joshua Porter@StJoshuaPorter·
@MrKdub, you say that until you're given a crazy assingment as an accoutrement to my languid lectures.
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#Sochi Paraphrase: Sports are a human right. Everyone deserves the Olympic spirit: mutual understanding, and the spirit of fair play.
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For me, elipses often provoke a sense of...
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All animals love their ears scratched— save snakes; though, they always seem a little pisssssssed off.
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Poetry is hard. To be imaginative with similes can be like trying to play leapfrog with a grazing yet abruptly curious unicorn.
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Josh Gondelman@joshgondelman·
The song "Hey Ya" turns ten this year. So that's what a decade of adult life feels like.
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No great American novel has ever been written in then lobby of a Starbucks.
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Joshua Porter@StJoshuaPorter·
Why must people share food and drink photos online? They are not oil paintings of bowls of fruit. I know what Chili's dishes look like.
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