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english muffins? why do they look like giant puto

@CaptainNoFun_G @TheJoeofalltime That is not hyperbole. Get a sleep study done and get treatment. You'll feel like you've never truly slept before.

@TheJoeofalltime CPAP will save your LIFE

To all my Sleep strangulation snorers out there, Getting a CPAP machine will change your life for the better.

@CaptainNoFun_G @osu_MeovvCAT Does this make you a generation traitor?

Sensei, look! Six seven!

lets go jãk3 pau1's cte woooo

@CaptainNoFun_G Too stronk!

Jury Duty is an event where people are begging to get out of pools. Unfortunately I moved deeper into the bracket.

@Rudo_Rampage @tombraider @larafrazierkick Cool! CryDy folks?

On Thursday I was thrilled to bring part of the Tomb Raider Franchise team to the Stoner U Dojo show. They were very excited to be able to see Lara Frazier wrestle. @tombraider @larafrazierkick

Zootopia 2 just DROPPED A NUKE on Japan’s box office: 410+ MILLION YEN on opening day! It’s the biggest Western animated film debut IN HISTORY. Anna, Elsa, and Mario just got left in the dust. Judy and Nick are not playing games! Source: oricon.co.jp/news/2423184/f…

@maru_topia @yeetkeeper @globalboxoffice Those words are not how we convey the idea of great results.

@yeetkeeper @globalboxoffice 教えてくれてありがとう 英語圏では「会心の一撃！」くらいの、スカッとする大勝利を表す一言かもしれないですよね。Zootopia2の日本での成功は私も嬉しいです☺️ でも日本をからめて冗談でNUKEについて発言している点が最悪でした。 こちらからも見えていることを伝えたかったです。

JAAAACKIE?!

@TheJonasJuice Some folks are still on 7 or XP out there. They won't be phased.

@dammit_jill Ouch!

I underestimated my post-surgery lumpectomy recovery. Cuz now my boob hurts trying to learn to KBD on my mixbox

@TiffanyWitcher @GREATBLACKOTAKU Age set to 99

@GREATBLACKOTAKU Nothing wrong with the dead or alive physics.

Please stop commenting on the reverberations.

Hot Take: Metroidvania games, are side scrolling open world games.

@DaKree 🍉

wait is this real asano-sensei. like holy shit

@DaKree Hard work chatting it up with everyone.

man. magwest made me realize i know a lot of people lol

@CaptainNoFun_G @ViciousFGC

"Didn't I see you at top 8 in Evo?" "Good shit with top 8 at Evo!" I have been mistaken as @ViciousFGC twice in one day. It has now happened to me in three separate states.

@TakoyaOni That's awesome. I played against one of them at a local tournament in the prime of the game. Pretty sure it was Mike Reynolds cuz he had a Sanjuro deck. Really cool and down to earth guy.

When I was like 10(?) tried to enter a giveaway to win something from the card game but it had already been completed Shortly after they sent me a letter saying it ended but they sent me some signed cards and some packs from the designers anyways! Made my day when I was a kid

@DaKree Rescue him!

oh man this isnt fair

@StormStrikes @HaangEmHiigh That's El Grande Americano, not Gable.

@HaangEmHiigh I thought we liked Gable?

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@Rudo_Rampage The absolute WORST timing!

Mid coitus: <Banging on motel door> Person Outside: I am here to give you your free Android phone Me: Not interested. Person: I am just doing my job. Been here less than an hour and someone already tried to scam me. Also please don’t interrupt my sexy times.