Thomas Staudinger

@keir_stalin Can confirm

My whole feed now is Somalis saying Minnesota was promised to them 3000 years ago and conservatives believing them

@JosephLequia @SomHoncho Idiot arguing against an obvious joke using AI summaries. Brave new world

@SomHoncho You lie.

A group of Somali explorers discovered Minnesota It belongs to us now 🇸🇴

Oh nothing to see here, just Spencer on his daily lunch run! 🐭🏃

The economy in a nutshell

At no point during the five-year span that Monty Python's Flying Circus aired on the BBC, from October 1969 to December 1974, could the greatest comedic minds of their time come up with a skit more grotesquely absurd than Trump placing a fake peace-prize medal over his own head.

crazy excited to eat soup tonight

The elderly of this country really should not pull the thread of "people should not have to pay for things that they don't use."

Imagine writing an essay so bad that hundreds of your classmates show up to a protest to say you deserved a failing grade.

me after using my time machine to bring benjamin franklin to the mall: so how would you handle the political fragmentation in america right now benjamin franklin holding a churro and seeing a bbl for the first time in his life: yeah me: benjamin are you listening

after chatgpt was released, british MPs started using phrases in their parliamentary speeches that american congressmen use in their floor speechs

groceries? get em delivered. books? buy em on amazon. fuck libraries and bookstores. stop buying cds, vinyls, and dvds, it's all on the cloud! movie theaters? obsolete. subscribe to 10 different platforms instead! stay inside. be afraid of your neighbors. work til you die

Hey babe. I’m back from my trip. Turns out the people who experimented on me as a child and turned me into the perfect killing machine are actually pretty cool. No bloody vengeance necessary