Robert Payes

Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?

@TheOnlyEsta "Fuck" and "Off" come to mind.

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@ElonMuskNews47 C) Carbon

@TRUMP_ARMY_ Well...they ain't wrong.

🚨 BREAKING: The British people just named Donald Trump 'the worst thing to ever come out of America' in new poll. What's your reaction?

@Matt_Pinner 1 to 3 cups per day.

BE HONEST: How many coffees a day do you have?

@its_The_Dr "Drinks on me!"

@Art0fThinking "Don't marry her."

@Matt_Pinner Hell yes. Plenty of non-alky stuff to drink.

Can you do it ?

@KaylaChowShow Every time I pull into the Costco gas aisles.

@CTOTHELOS77 2: Unlimited travel funds 4: $30K per Month for Life 10: Get your dream girl/guy

Which 3 are you choosing?

@buitengebieden "It's wine o'clock? Good boy!"

What’s going on here? 🤔

@FoodPleaser ...I'd give it a try.

Does steak need sauce, or no thanks? 🥩

@Art0fThinking Empathy.

@Jayhawk4Life_ Smash - one mouth-full at a time.

Smash or Pass?

@FoodPleaser A nice brown ale.

🥩 🥤 what’s the best drink for this meal?

@atrupar "There's never been a president that high" is Trump talk for "Vance hooked me up with some SCREAMIN' blow!"

Mike Johnson on Trump: "His approval ratings are skyrocketing. CNN had a story a day or two ago -- he was at a 90 percent approval rating! There's never been a president that high."

@DougWahl1 So sad. Anyway...

DO YOU FEEL SORRY FOR HER? Alina Habba told her staff that her tenure as a federal prosecutor will come to an end on Tuesday when she hits the 120-day limit for appointments made by the U.S. Attorney General... because she doesn't have the votes to be confirmed Your thoughts?

@conquertheno A condom.

Name one thing.

@toychloe @jimmydrawsvr Yes, please?

Just got home from my shoot with @jimmydrawsvr , who wants to see the outfits from today?!

@Ford_Nick A nice Tomahawk, medium rare.

Name one thing better than a t-bone.

@WinterPolitics1 If the iron boot fits...

Governor Gavin Newsom called Trump a "son of a bitch". Who agrees with him?