Successful Black Man

Once you go black you never go back ...I won't even put sugar in my coffee anymore.

You want to get iced ...tea after we finish this round of golf? I'm so parched.

I get money ...and donate it toward a cure for juvenile diabetes.

It's 4:20, time to go smoke ...my salmon so it will be ready in time for dinner tonight.

I did a drive by shooting ...seminar at the local high school to educate the kids on the dangers of gang affiliation.

My son is doing time ...related physics problems in preparation for his test tomorrow.

I sell drugs ...as a pharmacist at Walgreens.

I always steal ...second base when I play baseball.

I have so many illegitimate children ...to watch over when I'm doing volunteer work at the youth shelter.

I'm gonna hit that ass ...ignment hard so I can finish by three.

I don't have a job ...to offer you at this time, sir. Please reapply at a later date.

I just finished a 40 ...page paper summarizing our business plan and strategy for the upcoming fiscal year.

I've got some weed ...problems in my rose garden.

I'm a player ...of golf, which is by far my favorite sport.

I'm so hard ...core about studying for my calculus exam.

I love that Popeye's ...showing kids the importance of eating their vegetables.

Where the hood at ...on your jacket? You'd better put it up or you might catch a cold.

Fight the power ...company's attempt to raise rates this summer by signing this petition.

I have a huge dick ...Cheney poster hanging up in my room.

I run this block ...about three times a day because it helps keep me in shape.