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Its simple, then. Lower the prices year on year & win all the trophies. I mean it's not like inflation and the cost of living & everything else has sky rocketed is it? Where's your common sense, @cardiffdevils? Least you could do is put 500 free seats on the gantry. No effort.

How old am I? I'm 'just had a very satisfying time using an app to identify my plants and how to best care for / save them' old. Don't laugh. Couple of blinks and it'll be you 😘😁

Dammit.

𝗢𝘂𝘁 𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗼𝗻 𝗩𝗛𝗦 📼 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗶𝗳𝗳 𝗗𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗹𝘀: 𝗕𝗲𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘀… 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝟵𝟬𝘀 𝗰𝘂𝘁 🎬 Join us for Retro Night, this Saturday 🏒 🆚 Dundee Stars 🕖 7pm

As good a description as I have seen and rings so true with me. Bravo @Cgarsltd instagram.com/reel/DV9GJgKjR…

@Samurai88__ @GregBaldwinIroh What in the name of all that's holy?!?

@GregBaldwinIroh Don’t do this

British blokes…. I’ve purchased several “tins” of Heinz (British) beans because the idea of beans on toast intrigues me. I eagerly anticipate a tasting. Other than toasting bread and heating beans… Are there any other steps/ingredients?

@CYMROPORT So is Princess Anne of Edinburgh but her adoption of the Scottish team works out. Funny how different some receptions can be

He's English ffs...stop this now it's pathetic

Wait, what? 😳😍 @cardiffdevils

Seriously though, wtf are they putting in Sesko’s water bottle? Unbelievable sub impact player.

So what I’m saying is this - ease off the hair triggers a little, twitter. Or get your accusations based on fact. And, as always, for a great a devil and a finer still friend - you wanna get to him - you’re going through me first.

I’ve seen some truly corrupt humans in my time. Lying, nasty, vicious, avaricious & contemptible humans who treat folk like tax free piñatas. None of those apply to the MD of the Devils. And even if they did he would have the stones to front up. Some can’t say the same.

So my enforced online period has me realising that we are all with promoting the battle. For mental health for folk, and killing the stigma against Men speaking up. But, apparently, if you wrap insults & attacks up as involving an organisation it’s fine? Not on my watch.

I reckon this has got legs. Good ones. Which is more than can be said for you and I right now, I’d venture. Not sure I can get down the K hole on the NHS though sadly.

Funny thing about breaking your back. It hurts. Like quite a lot. One star. Would not recommend Pass the Codeine. Or oromorph. Gas and air is good too. Lemsip doesn't quite cut it shough.

Can't remember a character ever receiving - or delivering - lines with the sheer craft of those of Gary Oldman in Slow Horses: Costar: Are you happy now? Oldman 'oh you know me. When am I not full of joie de fucking vivre?' Materclass

We need the fighting tacos pre game prep done this way, @Tacosteve10

@KipperBedwas I forgot the golden rule of biking: assume they're all trying to kill you 😂

@SullyDevil Brutal

Plan A: Guinness zero and a very fine cigar I have been looking forward to. Plan B: bike accident and trip to A and E. All things considered, I should have stuck with plan A. Live and learn. This is a mostly precautionary visit for me. But wow. The waiting room is crammed.

@KipperBedwas Thanks mate. I'd be better if he hadn't indicated left and turned right 🤣

@SullyDevil Hope you’re ok mate