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Crankier Hank

@SurelyNotHank

I know exactly what @CrankyHankJ thinks. Conservative anticommunist. Neither GOP nor MAGA. Screw the Dems. Retired USCG.

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Crankier Hank
Crankier Hank@SurelyNotHank·
America is a place with a people & a history & a culture. It is not an enterprise zone, a piece of parchment, a welfare delivery system, or a proposition.
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My official new name for "mormons" is "mountain muslims" lololol
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Crankier Hank
Crankier Hank@SurelyNotHank·
@MikeWingerii Mormon response: "I'm a Christian, though! I use some of the same words you do and I talk about somebody I call Jesus! The warm fuzzies in my tummy prove I'm right!"
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Mike Winger
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Mormons are often very personally offended when Christians say that Mormonism isn’t Christian. This is dumb. Joseph Smith’s first “encounter” with God involves God telling Smith that every creed Christians profess is an abomination to God. Every creed. That includes the Nicene Creed. They reject who God is, who Jesus is, the nature of salvation, the nature of exaltation, the clear teaching of Scripture, etc.. Mormonism rejects the very core of the Christian faith in all its essentials. Joseph Smith knew this but nowadays they are playing mind games with their own people and with real Christians. Either THEY are Christians or WE are. It’s one or the other. Not both. When asked “Will all be damned but Mormons?” Smith replied, “Yes, and a great portion of them unless they repent and work righteousness” (Teachings of the Prophet Joseph Smith, pg. 119) The Doctrine and Covenants (1:30) leaves no doubt to the Mormon teaching of exclusivity when it says the LDS Church is “the only true and living church upon the face of the whole earth, with which I, the Lord, am well pleased ….” Brigham Young, second only to Joseph Smith in Mormonism said… “Should you ask why we differ from other Christians, as they are called, it is simply because they are not Christians as the New Testament defines Christianity” (Journal of Discourses 10:230). “The Christian world, so-called, are heathens as to the knowledge of the salvation of God” (Journal of Discourses 8:171). I could easily give you pages of them saying they are the only true Christians and how we are all ignorant beasts and our doctrines are wrong. They knew at the time they had a different God, gospel, Scripture, and system of belief. But now it has become expedient to pretend otherwise while still preaching all those false and unchristian things. Mormons, your leaders are gaslighting you and you are gaslighting us. You aren’t Christian but we want you to be. Flee from Mormonism. Flee from Joseph Smith.
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Crankier Hank
Crankier Hank@SurelyNotHank·
@Eric_Schmitt Let's crowdfund airfare for them. All they have to do is renounce their citizenship in exchange.
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Eric Schmitt
Eric Schmitt@Eric_Schmitt·
As America approaches its 250th birthday 55% of Democrats would rather live in another country. As an American, I take no pleasure in posting this. This is nuts.
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Crankier Hank@SurelyNotHank·
@jonathanle13 @Tyler_King40 @CrankyHankJ Reasonable presumption, given his slippery evasiveness and his desperate attempts to change the subject. He's ashamed of his beliefs and won't affirm them in front of non-Mormons.
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Cranky Hank, Disser of Politicians
Come on, Mormons. These ten yes-or-no questions should be easy for you. Step forward. Tell us what you believe: 1) Was God the Father once a human? 2) Was God the Son created? 3) Are Jesus & Satan spirit brothers? 4) Was Jesus not God at any point in His life? 5) Are the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit three separate and distinct gods? 6) Was Jesus first conceived a spirit child by the Heavenly Father and Heavenly Mother, and then "begotten in flesh" when the Heavenly Father had sex with the Virgin Mary? 7) When Jesus returns, will He set up a 1000 year global theocracy based in Jackson County, Missouri? 8) Can humans become gods with all the same attributes as God the Father? 9) Are there other gods just like the Father, Son, & Holy Spirit? 10) Does the leader of your organization receive "revelations from God" that have as much authority as the Bible?
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Crankier Hank
Crankier Hank@SurelyNotHank·
@Tyler_King40 @CrankyHankJ There were no conclusions up there, but rather ten QUESTIONS. If you disagree with a QUESTION, answer "no" to that QUESTION. If you agree with a QUESTION, answer "yes" to that QUESTION. This is not complicated. Stop being so timid & embarrassed. Answer. The. QUESTIONS.
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Tyler King
Tyler King@Tyler_King40·
@SurelyNotHank @CrankyHankJ When you are in discussion with someone is it not reasonable to ask them how they arrived at their conclusion to better understand where they are coming from?
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DeeAnn Noland
DeeAnn Noland@deeann79265·
@CrankyHankJ Both the Bible and the dictionary define a Christian and a disciple or follower of Jesus Christ so based on that definition it is clear that LDS would be Christian. For those that claim to go only by what the Bible says you need to go back and read your Bible
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@CrankyHankJ Perfect, what are the steps to become a Christian according to you?
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Cranky Hank, Disser of Politicians
If you're a Mormon you can be my coworker, my fellow volunteer, my ally, my fellow serviceman, my neighbor, my friend, even my in-law … but you cannot be my brother in Christ or my sister in Christ.
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Crankier Hank@SurelyNotHank·
@Tyler_King40 @CrankyHankJ No. You don't. Not when you mendaciously refuse to answer the ones at the beginning of the thread that started everything, and do nothing but try to change the subject. Grow a spine, kid.
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Tyler King
Tyler King@Tyler_King40·
@CrankyHankJ Now I’m really curious to see where this goes but that will have to wait for tomorrow. I’ll be waiting for your response to support your claim.
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Crankier Hank
Crankier Hank@SurelyNotHank·
@Sup3r10sGaming @davefromcamp @CrankyHankJ Rather strange answers, indeed. Who promoted the current deity to god status if there wasn't a previous dude on another planet who got promoted first? Turtles all the way down, right?
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SuperiosGaming
SuperiosGaming@Sup3r10sGaming·
@davefromcamp @CrankyHankJ The really interesting thing I’ve seen is that several people answered “yes” to 8 and “no” to 9. Not really sure how those are supposed to coexist…
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Cranky Hank, Disser of Politicians
Pop quiz: 1) Was God the Father once a human? 2) Was God the Son created? 3) Are Jesus & Satan spirit brothers? 4) Has Jesus always been God, from eternity? 5) Are the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit three separate and distinct gods? 6) Was Jesus first conceived a spirit child by the Heavenly Father and Heavenly Mother, and then "begotten in flesh" when the Heavenly Father had sex with the Virgin Mary? 7) When Jesus returns, will He set up a one-thousand-year global theocracy based in Jackson County, Missouri? 8) Can humans become gods with all the same attributes as God the Father? 9) Are there other gods just like the Father, Son, & Holy Spirit? 10) Does the leader of your organization receive "revelations from God" that have as much authority as the Bible?
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🇺🇸 MamaAllen 🇺🇸
"YoU wOrShIp ThE wRoNg JeSuS!" That's not for you to decide. You are not the gatekeeper of Christ or how anyone worships him.
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