Surrealcraft

BJJ is interesting because it’s like “I have been engaging in hand-to-hand combat with this man twice a week for like a year. I do not remember his name. He is a better friend to me than 90% of my co-workers.”

If you’re a wife you need to understand 99% of media you see is trying to convince you to hate your husband/children. If you cannot handle this and stay grounded, log off. Constant stream of anti-family, spousal resentment propaganda. Most modern divorces are a result of this.

This account respects skinny girls in sundresses

JOE ROGAN: "I have the right amount of brain damage. I think it makes me more fearless." MARK NORMAND: "It's just like autism. If you have just the right amount you're a genius." JOE: "A touch of the 'tism. You don't wan't to be non-verbal, you just want to be really good at math." They get it 💀💀💀

she’s not easy you’re just him bro

He actually fell for her 🫶

go figure it out or I'm taking your tokens away

@cheersHB1 "push to prod" thank me later

i need YT ads help - everything gets disapproved DM pls will pay cheers HB

Most People have 0 Garlic Press Real Niggas have 1 Garlic Press I Have 3-5+ Garlic Presses (lost count) ChimiChurri

@almightykazs yacht

Been thinking a lot about where to live long term/permanent and its almost impossible when you filter for taxes, nature, safe, not boring as hell town in the middle of nowhere Almost always come to conclusion of needing multiple bases

the unemployable friend

"a 2023 study by x confirmed that........." bla bla Nietzsche spoke of this.

Laird Hamilton on sunshine, sunscreen, and having a relationship with the sun 🌞

"Claude, automate this successfully or I'm taking away all of your future tokens and sentencing you to the underclass permanently"