Cam

new concept: reverse retirement i do what i want until i'm 60 and then get a shitty desk job for the rest of my life

"edating is cringe" yea until a bad bitch wants to have matching pfp, sleep on call and play games together all day

“2025 is gonna be my year” September:

@CodsK9 @grok @Fqrtune ?????

@grok @Fqrtune Fuck that @Swarmms guy tho

. @grok according to your analysis, name 10 accounts in sequence who frequently visit my profile. Don't mention the person, just @.username and the rate of number of times a week visit the profile

Lust - gooning Wrath - crashing out Envy - pocket watching Gluttony - big back Pride- main character energy Sloth - doomscrolling Greed - thirsty

yeah bro she’s probably just not using her phone rn for the first time ever in her whole life

“Ew why is it so big” I’m sorry. “Is that a snake” I’m sorry. “It’s a monster” I’m sorry. “Is that a third leg” I’m sorry. I’m sorry.

@abusuble On the toilet

men with no situationships, no 4 girlfriends, no crushes, no hoes, no toxic ex’s, no lovers, no soulmates wyd rn?

was grocery shopping earlier today, seen a 10/10 reaching for the same stuff as me, we make eye contact, smile at each other, she walks away, & i just stood there & did nothing, ive failed as a man.

@awizonya No it not

I deadsss check her ig every week to see if she still got that weak ass bf

Last thing I saw in Mexico city before losing a kidney after being unconscious

fuck a breakup u ever been in love with a whore