The Dressmaker

@AndyBellSDS @markyfullerton True story....it's like something from Jurassic Park out there!

@markyfullerton @TDressmaker The Dressmaker witnessed 2 egrets scrapping on the wier outside her house, it got a bit scrappy & reoccurs every now & then. 🤦‍♂️😂

@TDressmaker see, they are all scrapping! 😂

@iamtomskinner Nothing about that hat spreads positivity. Nothing.

My good friend Warren just landed from his holiday in Florida yesterday and he brought me this MAGA hat as a present. Still waiting on me cowboy hat….. But I’m wearing this one for the rest of the week. Happy Tuesday. Bosh❤️

@AndyBellSDS Not one in sight...

@TDressmaker 🦢

Professional. #btcc

This. Her logic is insane. I've had internal ultrasounds performed by male doctors, but my only concern was the results. We are blessed to get these services for free - do not miss your appointments because a male doctor is examining you. #nhs

Papped! Surveying the @BTCC podium! Thank you all for the kindness this weekend, you made me feel a million dollars (or at least 50 quid! 😂) 📸 JEP

@Beno_ldn Made me throw up every time 🤢

Everyone remembers Calpol from their childhood, but do you recall the banana flavour amoxicillin in glowing Chernobyl nuclear yellow? I was a crack head for this is a kid 😂

Celebrity stalker, Avid Merrion (Leigh Francis) invites the mighty Meatloaf to “sing” the answers to his questions. And boy, does Meatloaf deliver. I know we've all seen it, but my God it's funny. Good day to you.

@bushontheradio @StephenKing needs to see this!!

Amazing

We've gone from a metre tall to the tiniest details...I know which I prefer! 🪡🧵 #textiles #sewing #handmade #art #MondayMorning

@DreyfusJames Yes!! 👏👏

I just called a rude man in Tescos a “der-brain” & I’m absolutely delighted with myself for remembering this gem of an insult from my youth… I’m skills… 😁

@RickParfittJnr @Ruffy_Roy There's always a point 💪💖

@Ruffy_Roy All written…but…suffering a ‘whats the point’ moment. Huge cost to get it finished to where I’d want it…and every chance no one would hear it. 😓

The world seems to be going nuts. Everything good can be countered with disinformation and misguidance, there doesn’t seem to be a ‘greater good’ anymore…division, anger, conflict, and the rise of autocratic rule makes for a very worrying future. 😓

Happy client = happy seamstress! 😊🪡🧵 #textiles #art #motorsport #f1 #senna #porsche

@jasonplato @MattNealRacing @woody93185 @BTCC So much yes!!! 😂

We are older, wiser and much better looking with more wit and charm these days ….. so….. ladies and Gents, me and the tall streak of **** are thinking about bringing you all an audience with JP & MN with booze and food at all BTCC Sat evenings this year, either at the track or a local theatre! What you recon ?

Was running low on fire wood stock at home but just found a right result! 😁😁😁😁😂

This was a fun one! Livery from @RobbGravett 's Mondeo 🏁🪡🧵 #textiles #art #btcc #racing #champion

The man, the legend...this one is available this weekend at @RaceRetro_ 🏁🏁 #handmade #textiles #art #f1 #hunt

Framing day! Fully stocked and ready for @RaceRetro_ next week! #handmade #motorsport #f1 #textiles #WednesdayMotivation

@RichieFirth I pack underwear as if I'm preparing to lose all bowel control multiple times a day...7 day trip, I'm taking a minimum of 18 pairs. (Which, so far, has been unnecessary! )

How many pairs of underpants do I need? I’m soon going to be visiting my brother in Florida for a fortnight however I have discovered I only have 6 pairs of pants. What is the optimum number I need to buy?

Another recent commission...British Caledonian Airlines 🪡🧵 #handmade #sewing #textiles #art

Thank duck it's Friday! Time to turn this lot into Barry Sheene's helmet 🪡🧵 #handmade #textiles #motorsport #FridayVibes