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@DenhamsGhost Best Halloween costume ever.

If you pitched this as a screenplay, every studio would reject it for being too on-the-nose. Fernando Mendoza was a 2-star recruit ranked 2,149th in his high school class. Zero FBS scholarship offers. Not one. He walked on at Cal, fought for a starting job, transferred to Indiana for his senior year, then led them to 16-0 and the first national title in school history. Heisman, Walter Camp, Maxwell, Davey O'Brien, Manning, Big Ten MVP. 41 TDs, 72% completion, 8-to-0 TD-to-INT ratio in the playoffs. The Raiders took him #1 overall Thursday night. $54.56M fully guaranteed. Only the third player ever to win the Heisman, win a national championship, and go first overall the next spring. Burrow. Newton. Mendoza. Then he skipped Pittsburgh. The biggest stage in football, the moment every kid imagines from the second they pick up a ball, and Fernando watched the call from his living room in Florida because his mom Elsa is in a wheelchair and the travel is hard for her. She was diagnosed with MS when he was 4. She wrote a letter to her sons in The Players Tribune in 2015 promising the disease "won't affect us in the ways that matter." The part nobody talks about: while every other top pick was on stage, Fernando announced the Mendoza Family Fund the same day. $500K personal donation to the National MS Society. Committed to raising $1M over three years. He hasn't taken an NFL snap and he's already given more to a cause than most players donate in a full career. He and his brother Alberto have already raised $360K through the Mendoza Bros. Burger at BuffaLouie's in Bloomington. At Christmas, he handed four families dealing with MS $10,000 each for an Adidas shopping spree. Both his parents are children of Cuban refugees who fled Castro. His dad rowed at Brown, won a Junior World Championship in 1987, and played high school football in Miami next to a teammate named Mario Cristobal. Fernando beat his dad's old teammate in the national championship game in January. Every athlete talks about playing for their family. Fernando actually did it.

"Big NY u heard" "They roll quiet" "Look at em They ain't sayin nothin Real quiet. All quiet" "Aaa haa" "Foh"

A literal Frog Splash is crazy 😭😭

I can’t stop laughing! 😂 This guy goes into fast food joints and yells their company slogans after buying their food. 😂 The reactions he gets are hilarious! 🤣

Perfection.

Okay so Roman Reigns is my cousin… but not that cousin. The Rock? Also cousin. The Usos? Cousins. Solo Sikoa? cousin too😁 Basically if you’re Samoan and you’ve hit a Samoan Drop in WWE… we’re probably related😭🌺☝🏽 The Bloodline isn’t a faction, it’s a family reunion with entrance music. #Bloodline

@eribrunson update? lol did U ask already?

Can’t wait to ask about this🕵🏽‍♀️

In Living Color Was On Another Level 🤣

37 years later, still one of the greatest dance songs ever made

@Giants Naber Hood

Welcome to the neighbor𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒅!

Ok this is talent! Nemo is the best one 🤣

@stephenasmith do you even know who that is?

I AM PISSED OFF! youtu.be/Y06ly1hjhRw?si…

All these Michael Jackson posts and no one tweeted the best Key and Peele sketch 😅

Mitchell Robinson’s trainer Marcell Scott on IG:

@DanhausenAD he's not a real Knicks fan! Dont let the Knicks Fanhausen suffer for that mark

Someone give Danhausen the cliff notes of what this says or he’s just going to assume it says “where do I send Danhausen all his human money?”

@FinnBalor @DanhausenAD are you Asuka's European cousin? - Truth

DEMONHAUSEN? @DanhausenAD

@stephenasmith @DanhausenAD @nyknicks @ATLHawks @knicks that's why this mafaka isnt one of us.

I’m not apologizing for a damn thing @DanhausenAD. Not a damn thing. Curse or no curse, the @nyknicks have NO BUSINESS losing this series to the @ATLHawks — no matter how good that young team is. No business. If the @Knicks lose this series, heads need to roll. Period. President! GM! Coach! Players! Even the damn Dance Team! To hell with all that superstitious stuff. The @nyknicks need to handle their damn business. They had better not lose this series, damnit. I swear they better not!

@COOLLANEHERO when has an Uce ever disappointed in the NFL as line men?

Learn absolutely NOTHING pure insanity if you need a guard you draft the best guard Jesus christ 🤞🏿🤞🏿🤞🏿

The People's Champ approves 🫡 @TheRock | @CanesFootball