Toaster

God my tweets are so unfunny

What they say about pineapple juice is true

Every person who “investigates” Minecraft ARGs obviously just made it themselves

A perfect world would be SOOOOOOOO boring

I wish teeth kept growing like fingernails

@dinnergamin I have a whole harem

@TRLitleToaster3 babes dont tell me theres others

My girlfriend loves me so much she’s been reading my message for 3 days

Almost 100 years old

@TheSoftSoap Shoutout @TheSoftSaop

Shoutout me

Delude yourself into becoming a better person

I pride myself in my ability to find good porn

If you’re gonna rate shit like 4.5/5 just rate it out of 10 asshole

I’m gonna lace your drink with PISS

Farts, Japan

If I had one wish I would give toilets taste buds

I am THE human being

Is it really gay if the “man” is literally just a woman with a flat chest and a penis and is a man?

My username is more secure than my password

Chicken: “bawk tuah”

Men don’t know this but girls can queef too