The Immortal

I’m here to learn how to be better at pretty much everything. No way can I say that I’m great at any one thing.

I don’t want to get married I want a man who is not sexually attracted to me to let me live with him and fix my car and stuff

@illustrique08 that 23 gonna turn into 33 rq

no its not called being a lonely virgin, it is called preparing myself for a romantic encounter at 23 during a snowy winter when I’m smoking outside a convenience store, you wouldn’t get it

@skittishangel I had to move to a completely dry climate area. I was so miserable. Sick 24/7

guys during the spring/summer i have super bad allergies and my nose always swells/bruises up, how do i stop this from happening bc i look like mf rudolph /:

@Urban__Tree came across one of these in the wild and still managed to fumble. Do not ask me how.

clingy gf

@pagechars Probably not gonna happen now. I did a mockup of what it would look like and everyone I know IRL hates it with a passion. RIP to the me that never was and never will be. 😞

@Tardgrde SEND ME A SELFIE ONXE UR DONE

tried to ask for genuine advice 💔💔 i hate my guy friends

@defenestrat1ons lmg, Obsession?

evil deed of the day going to third wheel my friend and her boyfriend at the movies

@rawmilkhoney the trick is to just drive there

Can’t wait to have a husband so he can ask me what I want to eat for dinner and I can respond with “idc you pick” then reject all of his suggestions

@pagechars Very, I’m actually doing 7-9 in total. Might as well just do it all at the same time 🙂

@Tardgrde omg exciting !!!!!

@eeveecoree It works for some and not for others. Hope you make friendies at uni

@doja_nat I still maintain that group pictures means it’s a packaged deal

Do NOT put group photos as ur first photo in hinge. Im tired of seeing ur hot friends

@shofieeeni exist

what’s something women do that men secretly find attractive !?

@_httpssakura regret then send the love bomb, rinse repeat

you go bpd girl, send that unhinged text and then regret it later on

@AsteriWilde love your husband or something

as a woman, the fact this is extremely common and nobody explains it is lowkenuinely terrifying i can't even fathom how somebody could get to this point what on earth possesses women to eventually feel like this? are they just predisposed? how can i make sure it won't be me??

@lowbatterygf That burn cream in the med kits feels pretty good but you didn’t hear that from me.

@Tardgrde except i haven't had taco bell in about a year or so. . .

shitting LITERAL fire out my ass

@zoloftism I just use it for Grok

genuinely since getting this fuck ass membership i lost reach there is no point for x premium

@bnniev You’re gonna need about 4 more years in the oven. I don’t make the rules. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Deep down a man knows what he’s worth so I don’t wanna hear this talk about “he settled” or “he could do better”. That man’s got demons that aren’t obvious on the surface and he knows damn well they’re a match. fin

@HannaCanadia that doesn’t look like me at all

The profile pictures of the men who try to insult me on this app: