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Sold my Very first phone on Twitter today 🥳🥳🥳🥳

@callmebson @oku_yungx You guys are talking like football didn't exist before this whole influencing thing... Not every footballer is a social media person.. Paul Onuachu is doing exceptional things and I don't need no influencer to post about him before i acknowledge it

@oku_yungx The guy is doing unbelievable things for that league but these influencers are not talk about him cos he no dey give money

Highest goal scorer in the Turkish league. Are you on some cheap cocaine or what?

@officialABAT Omo their Sacrifices have been in vain since you became President

From the reports I have received, our armed forces have been conducting sustained, intense land and air offensives against the insurgents, neutralising many terrorist fighters and commanders. The insurgents’ counterattack is a sign of desperation.   I extend my condolences to the families of our gallant soldiers, led by  Brigadier-General Oseni Omoh Braimah, who made the ultimate sacrifice in the defence of our country in Borno State.   The government will never forget their sacrifices. Their sacrifices will not be in vain. Because of the courage and dedication of our troops on the frontline, our resolve to defeat terrorism and all forms of violence across Nigeria is stronger than ever.   I urge the Military High Command and our troops in all theatres of operation: Do not lose heart, do not be weary, do not be discouraged.   Our officers and men should continue to serve with honour, courage, and patriotism. The government will always stand by the Armed Forces, provide more of the equipment needed and ensure the welfare of all who risk their lives for our safety.   I urge Nigerians and the media to continue to support our Military in their relentless battle against insurgency and banditry. We should desist from celebrating or condoning the attacks against our troops. These soldiers are our heroes; unforgettable and irreplaceable.   My condolences also go to the government and people of Borno State. The Federal Government will continue to work with the state government to achieve total victory and lasting peace. Bola Ahmed Tinubu President & Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces Federal Republic of Nigeria

@Phinesmiles @CFestyl Lol. Choosing to ignore when i called you fine Girl but focus on the idiomatic expression With a twist. Have a nice day Ma.

@Tech__Unchained @CFestyl Are women in you house animals? If not don't refer to people as tigress unprovoked when I haven't been rude to you.

The prices of Samsung screen are not as expensive as those wicked gadget sellers make it look. I recently found two plugs in ikeja after I was told an outrageous price to fix a Samsung phone. I was complaining when an importer said my sister dey sell for computer village. I got the screen for 180k and I was told 290k for screen by a gadget vendor. I paid 5k to change the screen.

@Phinesmiles @CFestyl Easy Tigress..... Just like when people don't have enough money to buy an original Rolex watch... They come to your page to buy it 35k ish which is right for them and also a good rate. Also nobody is pained here fine Girl

@Tech__Unchained @CFestyl I got exactly what was right for my phone and at a good rate. And it shouldn't be paining you that much.

@CFestyl @Phinesmiles 3 actually

@Phinesmiles Hope you know Samsung uses 2 diff type of screen too,

@Phinesmiles @CFestyl Lol. Just buy the one your money reaches ... that one you got 180k still has 2 cheaper variants

@CFestyl Yes I am very aware.

@kingwhsam True.... We both have different realities you know.

You can’t understand but it’s a reality

@rukky_nate Honda nko

Did You Know? The Hyundai Motor Company logo is actually two men shaking hands. Specifically a salesperson and a satisfied customer closing a deal. Look closely: • the letter ‘H’ is tilted to the right to show movement and progress. • the horizontal bar is the point of contact where their hands meet. • the figure on the left leans in slightly –he represents the company. • the figure on the right stands upright –he is the customer. the logo is a message that signifies a relationship built on trust and mutual agreement.

@kingwhsam I still don't understand the rationale behind not picking up unknown numbers... Anyways different strokes for different folks

So apparently, I appreciate Ebano staff holding on to their promises of helping me hold her down whenever she comes around again. So yesterday evening a number called me. I didn’t pick up because it was an unknown number. He kept on calling for like four or five times, then sent a text that she’s here, that i should start coming. By the time i got there she left because i was a bit late. So they had to take her number down. ( something she could have done last time). So I got the number and texted her.

THE DAY I KNEW IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO RELOCATE: 😪🥲 Back when I was still a banker, we had this routine, every Friday after salary, we’d go to a BBQ spot to eat fish with big stout 🍻 This particular Friday, I refused to go because one babe brought a gift for my office crush… I was very angry 😡 What got me more mad was that he didn’t even care abt my crushing… he was smiling from his canopy ears to his flat bum bum when the lady was with him😪 Anyways, let’s move on.. I worked on Awolowo Road, Ikoyi so after work, I left my colleagues at the office since they were going in a group. I crossed from Zenith Bank to the other side to take a bus to Obalende. Anyone familiar with that road would understand.. Then one BIG bus stopped in front of me. That alone was strange… because it’s usually small buses on that route, only big buses go to Iyanaworo. Conductor: “Obalende 100 naira! Wole pelu change e!” I entered. A few minutes in, I noticed they didn’t pick any other passenger… except one corporate rainbow man 😭 This man wore a yellow T-shirt, a pink tie, and brown shoes… Please don’t let me describe the trousers 🤲 He sha entered and sat beside me in the driver’s seat. A few minutes later, the conductor started asking me to help him change 1000 naira… Me: “Wetin I dey sell?” Then later he touched my shoulder again to ask about my bus stop… At that point, I was already irritated 😭 I snapped: “Why you dey rub my body like this?” He said: “Which body? This one na body abi bonga fish?” 😭💀 Omo… this man must be mad… even though he was not wrong but thenn🥲 (Meanwhile, my bag was on the seat between the rainbow man and me) Not long after, he said my fare was 300 naira. I screamed: “300 how?? Obalende?? Na corpse you carry?” 🙄 Before I could say another word… The driver packed and told me to come down… 👀 Me: haaa from 100 naira to 300 and in the same minute you are telling me to come down.. I sha came down… Each time I board a public transport, I have a routine of always checking my bag so I checked my bag and guess what? MY PHONE WAS GONE 😭 Omo my brain reset instantly. I saw their bus ahead in slow traffic, I first dropped everything on the floor, removed my wig and started running like ussain bolt😭 I got to Keffi and entered another bus. It was full, so I begged the driver to allow me to hang on the door, he was reluctant but I begged him and ended up becoming a conductor, all I needed to do was to start shouting “Iyanaworo, Obalende CMS .. Wole pelu change e” but Jesus said, not today my daughter.. I begged the driver to speed up so we don’t lose them, you know that two roads after Keffi, the one that goes to CMS and the other to Iyanaworo bridge, Yeah, they already wanted to climb the bridge when we finally caught up with them before the bridge. Immediately they saw me, I shouted “THIEF!” and one of them quickly brought out my phone and gave me. Shey you guys remember the🌈 guy pretending to be a passenger? Yes, the way was one of them 😪.. he was the one who handed over my phone.. how they took that phone from my bag was still a mystery.. People wanted to beat them but I said no… just let them go. I started crying immediately 😭 because I had saved for months to buy that iPhone 12 PM. If I lost it, I don’t know when I would have recovered. I walked home crying… then called my friends at the BBQ spot to order fish for me with chilled Hollandia yoghurt (I don’t drink alcohol)😪😪 I got there, sat down, eating fish aggressively while crying and narrating my story. Ejo, e bu cup yen Kun (pls fill up the cup) That was the moment I knew it was time to leave that Godforsaken country before I run mad😪, a year later when I saw an opportunity to leave, I didn’t even think twice.. Shege is everywhere but it is better to cry in Benz than laugh inside korope.. Lagos 1, Ifeoluwa 0

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Honorary mention Hawas Ice✨ Looking forward to seeing which perfume I'll sell the most in Q2

@obaofph01 Lol. Easier said than done.

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Funny day at the shop today... My Guy said he ordered something that he knows I'd like from Ph.. package arrives and we open and its fried Palm weevil larvae... I had it last 2002 and it brought back a lot of memories.. long story short we downed it in less than 10 mins.

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Made this top for my client's maternity shoot and I just got word back that she delivered safely. I'm so happy💃🥹