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Being a gay man versus a gay guy are two entirely different concepts… gay man is an identity, gay guy is a mental mindset. Women can be gay guys if they live life with an appropriate joie de vivre

Whatever you do… do NOT ask your gay guy coworker what they’re getting into this weekend

20 years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. Now, we have no Hope, no Jobs, and no Cash. Please don’t die, Kevin Clocky Cis Women!

Welcome to independence baby! @lorde

@alphafox They’d be gagging too

straight men bringing the bible to read in between their sets is so performative IM SORRRY EJFJSJDKSK 😫😭😭

Today is St. Patrick’s Day.

Nary a Nasty Pig jock in sight. Fake fan.

Wait 😭

I don’t think it’s healthy for your ig explore page to be filled with impossibly hot gay guys. Which is why mine is full of AI fruits cheating on each other (much better)

Not a single one in the chamber 🤩

Dolly Parton’s top song on Apple Music is TYRANT from Cowboy Carter 😭

People say American cities can’t build infrastructure but Atlanta has a fully automated subway with platform screen doors and 90 second headways that serves a quarter million trips a day. It’s just in their airport.

“Did someone say Nasty Pig”

Nasty Pig to dinner with the Kushners?

this nasty pig thing is reminding me of when i actually came out as a teenager, started dating, and realized that most gay guys are deeply corny, and that i was at risk of being corny myself. i have remained chic ever since

I’ll never understand the allure straight men have to watching golf