𝔓𝐮𝐥𝐬𝐞 .ᐟ.ᐟ

i never asked to be like this．

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝘉̳𝘠̳ 𝐎𝐍𝐄 , ⠀ ⠀ 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚈’𝙻𝙻 𝑨͢𝑳͢𝑳͢ BECOME ⠀ A 𝘉̳𝘓̳𝘈̳𝘊̳𝘒̳ 𝘔̳𝘈̳𝘙̳𝘒̳ ₒₙ ₜₕₑ 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐑. ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝙊𝙊𝙁.ᐟ ⠀⠀⠀He landed square on his ass.ᐟ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀❝ What the HELL.ᐣ You sucker, all I did was take a little nibble.ᐟ.ᐟ ❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀❝ Well, 'cause obviously someone as lovely as you would allow it, right.ᐣ Be a sweetie won't ya.ᐣ ❞ ⠀⠀⠀TOTALLY worth it, he loves messin' with people. ⠀

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ “ Well? HERE WE GO — ! “ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum And I'm all out of bubblegum..."

❛ You’re lucky I don’t kick yer ass right now, ya stupid … 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗵! Doesn’t matter, ❜ Surge points her finger in the other’s face, expression turning sour like a tangy candy. ❛ The point is, ya can’t just almost die like an idiot — only I get to kick yer ass, got it?! ❜

❛ I know what it is to bite off some heads, ❜ Surge’s grin never wavers, a finger pressed underneath Honey’s chin, lifting the dame’s face to her own. Not too close though, ❛ Are ya prepared for when some of those heads grow back? That’s th’ real question, kitty cat. ❜