I thought the braids was supposed to lay down flat on the scalp
Brit is a #LOVERGIRL 🥰@hotgirlhive
This shit is comical 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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We’re taking it back to the swamp. Shrek returns to theaters May 15. Tickets available now. fandango.com/Shrek25thAnniv…
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Spirit is that girl. I usually fly AA or United (which I hate..) frontier just takes forever with the baggage which is annoying af cus I’m ready to go
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I’ve flown spirit when I needed a cheap last minute flight or sometimes when TJ flew unaccompanied. No issues. I don’t get the “ghetto” jokes at all especially since it’s one of the safest airlines after Frontier, no fatal crashes, & they went years with no staff injuries.
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Pleaseeeee 😭😭😭😭😭 as the middle child/baby I’ve cursed both my parents out & moved on I suggest yall try it
A Thick Legend@IAmShannonAli
I’m so sick of “eldest daughter” talk, like omg yall are 36. Go to therapy or standup to your fucking parents.
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No one can explain to me how a big, wet, and nasty slice of tomato makes sense on a sandwich. What does it contribute? Why is it necessary? YUCK!
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Taught my son that he is 100% responsible for preventing pregnancy.
It’s your bodily fluid that causes pregnancy— so it’s your responsibility to keep it to yourself.
A lot of you fathers missed this part of “the talk”
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0-1 anything more ur ran thru
Tri-Fecta™️@Thurgood_stubbz
Fellas and ladies what’s ya cut off point for people having kids? 1 or 2 is ok with me any more than that 🎈📌💢
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