That’s rich! 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱🇵🇱🏳️‍🌈

I don’t worry about what the Internet says. Getting in trouble with the Internet is not real. The Internet is not a force you have to obey

someone’s scientology mail got sent to me by mistake, so i opened it bc im nosey and these people are really bonkers….

The college kid working at the liquor store liked my Audi wagon 🫣

@eshalakundala Girl ain’t no one gonna ask him to talk

so funny that everyone would just overlook a fagcent if you were sexy enough

Just incredible execution from #PiersMorgan here. The look at the camera at 1:30 was the cherry on top. This is what the religious fraud rapist pedo #RussellBrand deserves. Well a lot worse, but glad to see he's uncomfortable at least.

@cinemattie That’s the most brilliant part. He can’t even think enough to read one of the marked passages an play it off.

I also love that it's full of post-it notes which are apparently marking nothing in particular.

It's just so perfect. Russell saying "this is from Isaiah" multiple times like he's about to start reading, then going back to flipping pages. The stone cold silence. Piers doing an Office bit looking into the camera. 10/10, no notes.

California millionaire big game hunter Ernie Dosio is trampled and killed by a heard of wild elephants in central Africa.

@MikeSington The fuq

Massive crowd of DC elite turn out for Grindr’s first ever pre-White House Correspondents' Dinner party.

Oh how i laughed 😂

Sun’s out = shorts out 🌞🩳

We hold coaches to a higher standard than politicians 🙄

@Royaleurope April

Dutch king Willem Alexander and Queen Maxima receives the Diplomatic Corps for dinner, Royal Palace Amsterdam 23 May 2026. ©Albert Nieboer - Royal Press Europe

@SenAdamSchiff @kenpinkela And the money keeps rolling in from every side

Eric Trump gets a massive Pentagon contract. Melania gets a movie. Donald Trump gets millions in payouts and crypto. They’re all cashing in. And the corruption is killing our economy.

Oh dear, how sad, never mind! Millionaire US trophy hunter who's killed countless wild animals trampled to death by five Elephants. Californian vineyard owner Ernie Dosio, who has killed dozens of animals including Lions and Rhinos, was attacked by five female Elephants who were protecting a calf. He had hunted a huge range of exotic animals over the decades, including Elephant, Rhino, Bear, Buffalo, Lion, Crocodile, Zebra and Leopards. Such a pity the Elephants didn't get to him before the above kills!! Full story: express.co.uk/news/nature/21…

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@CubbiesFan82 @greentoepalacio @BlakePritchar10

@BlakePritchar10 @greentoepalacio Take it easy booster seat, your little ass is biting off more than you can chew.

If I had it my way, you’d wear that goddamn hat everywhere the rest of your pecker sucking life.

Can I post this and pretend like I don’t understand how things work or is that just for MAGA?

I think he’s gay 🫢 #nfldraft

Who is #vrabel and why is he interrupting my entertainment tonite