Breesaurus-rex🐝

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

Watching my Jeff getting 3D printed back to life in Rocket’s respawn beacon after he gets a team wipe off the map and he looks at me like this

Don’t forget the Epstein files btw lol

Remember the American government can send a rocket to the moon and finance three wars simultaneously, and apparently an inevitable nuclear apocalypse, but it can’t afford day care, social security or a functioning healthcare system….

The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it. This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this. Trump's recklessness is needlessly putting our brave service members in harm's way, destroying America's global standing, and making life even more unaffordable for the American people. We must all stand against this and oppose funding this illegal war of choice.

Dear Americans, Your President is a Pedophile

In Michigan, we just had hail, snow, sleet, rain and bursting sun all at the same time. And it’s 37 degrees, April 6th. Are we there yet? 🧐

Tonight I had the privilege of hearing a 13 year old explain the terms "cooking" and "cooked" to my 45 year old manager and she said something so excellent I have to document it. "cooked is bad. cooking is good. you're either in the pot or you're holding it."

- ¿Drake? - ¿Qué? - ¿Dónde está el cuerpo de Cristo?

Do you really know anyone?

@ThePagz We don’t even rank in the same game 😭😭😭

Don't get Diamond before me bro I'll do it

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

"The same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg. It’s about what you’re made of, not your circumstances."

Looks more like Flash Thompson in a wig.

BREAKING NEWS: This Spider-Man shot just received a standing ovation from me in my living room after watching it for the 50th time today

A Brand New Day starts now. Watch the official trailer for Spider-Man: Brand New Day - exclusively in theatres July 31.

I had a taste for McDonald’s so I went. A young girl is behind the register. The person before me was SO rude to her. When she got to me she started with “I’m sorry I’m new I’m learning” to which I dramatically said “I love it. I’m not in a rush, get your practice in girlie & take your time”. She giggled & said ok. This is somebody’s baby. Probably working her first job. I’m a mom. I would want someone to be patient & gentle with my baby. Yall we gotta be kinder to the kids for real.

at the end of the day… the day is gonna end