The Gurgling Cod

/Garth produces the leftover churros he'd hidden from the kids, offers you one with a conspiratorial wink as he cranks Sk8er Boi.

Be forewarned! There will be a Big Chief Monk Boudreaux street at Magnolia and Valence soon! Thank you to @jpmorrell, @lesliharris, and their staffs for making this happen. Won’t bow down Don’t know how! #neworleans #mardigrasindians #blackmaskingindians #wontbowdowndontknowhow

My daughter is a grad student at Columbia and I am coming to realize that one of my final major parenting duties will be to help her brainstorm how to explain this 6 year gap on her resume.

One of the reasons I hate academic writing is that you're trained to spend an excruciating amount of time qualifying every statement and trying to engage with every other thing written about the subject that you can easily lose track of what you wanted to say in the first place.

Republican White women cheered as Trump vowed to kill DEI—then realized they benefited the most from diversity initiatives. But they’re still all in on the ban. Self-sabotage in real time.

baby's first polemic! for @mid_theory's forum on the gaze, i wrote about why i object to the term "female gaze" — take a LOOK 👁️ mid-theory.com/2025/02/05/aga…

Up to this point, this account has only posted Norm's SNL jokes from Weekend Update. But today, I'm going to break the pattern in honor of one of Norm's best friends, the late, great Bob Uecker. So here's the famous moment where Norm tells his Bob Uecker story on The Late Show with David Letterman. You've probably already seen this clip before, but I thought it would be fun to write it out in picture form for you. Enjoy! 1/x

This bougie seafood spot in ATL is serving frybread?! Cc @rez_devil

@seeshespeak One flew South in the international terminal of ATL is legitimately one of my favorite spots. Ask @MrSidetable

Working on course syllabi in the Atlanta airport, the night before the first day of the semester, like an absolute deadbeat of a prof

@latkedelrey I told a random student in Starbucks today anybody could grab it. So I feel you.

used to get annoyed at my parents for being like careful! that’s black ice! and now i’ve become the careful! that’s black ice! person

Wellness check on @rez_devil

@AnneSilver estherrosemusic.bandcamp.com/album/safe-to-…

While you’re clearing the air, clear the air on the misappropriation of funds you were pocketing

Cross posting this over here so @rez_devil will see it Elf on the Shelf is great for monitoring your kids inside the house. When they are in the yard, however, you will need:

I can’t think of a match up and a venue with stronger LinkedIn vibes

Bama's nonconference opponents this year ranked 67th, 77th and 80th in SP+ (plus an FCS team). The three SEC teams that made it all had at least one top-60 non-con opponent.

As a Georgia fan, I for one think Alabama has very valid complaints and rather than just threaten to never schedule any real out of conference games, they should go full heel and boycott the entire sport. Take a season off and really show em what they’ve done

Tom Brady, the original manufacturer of consent for the MAGA hat, having to say Howard Zinn reader Mack Hollins has “positive juice”? Yeah, delicious.

you know who else had 12 people vying for the ultimate prize?

Lil Tonsilectomy

It just hit me that there is one guy we know for sure who said he could kill somebody on the streets of New York and get away with it