TheHost

Ever had your first time go so wrong that you ended up hiding naked in a closet for 45 minutes while his mom watched TV downstairs? Yeah… that was me. My boyfriend and I were so excited about losing our virginity. We spent a whole month planning every romantic detail like it was a movie. But when the weekend came, every single plan fell apart.

So something funny happened today at the market where I usually buy foodstuff/ provisons. The lady beside the shop where I buy stuff, sells sanitary pads, tissue papers, etc One of the pads fell down and got into centre of the road, every sane person whom happens to pass that line, saw that pad in the middle of the road, first passerby used his leg to kick the pad out of the road, second passerby did the same thing, the same thing with the third woman that passed that line.. Then, came a mad woman passing by, she did something touching, surprising and humanly 🙄, she bent down and picked the pad from the ground and gave the shop owner, immediately something in me says, if someone whom is abnormal and can still have this sense of humor compared to 3 persons that passed and acted weirdly, what could likely be the cause of their actions?

What attracts you most?🥹🤍

Why am I not getting the same answer?🥹😒

Rest your mind and let today go. You did what you could, and that’s enough. Tomorrow is a fresh start, a new chance to move one step closer to everything you’re building. Don’t overthink it. Just show up, stay focused, and trust yourself. You’re stronger than you feel right now, and things will fall into place. Sleep well. Tomorrow needs your energy🤍🥹

This woman said: Dear Netflix, count your MF days. I live 2 blocks from work. I take my toddler to work with me. Tell me WHY HE CANT WATCH FUCKING NETFLIX AT MY OFFICE 2 BLOCKS FROM MY HOUSE. I’m not paying for a second fucking profile. $24.99 is gd robbery as it is and you want me to pay $8.99 to access my own damn account within walking distance of my house? You’re fucking stupid. STOP WITH THIS SHIT.

I’ve noticed that being naturally kind and bubbly makes a lot of people suspicious of you.

Besides financial reasons. Glasses wearers, why aren’t you getting lasix?

He was polite at first. Almost too polite. Held the door. Asked questions. Smiled a lot. I thought, okay, safe date. Then the waiter comes. I order normally. He orders normally. Everything fine. Until the waiter leaves. Then he leans in and says, “I don’t usually say this, but you’re actually really different from other girls.” Ah. That sentence. So I nod. “Different how?” He smirks like he’s unlocked dialogue options. “You’re not like… emotional.” I blink. Because I just ordered pasta. Not a personality evaluation. So I ask, “What do you mean?” He shrugs. “You just seem more chill. Less complicated.” And that’s when it clicks. This isn’t a compliment. It’s a ranking system. So I smile. “Yeah… I can also become complicated on request.” Silence. The waiter comes back at the exact right time. He doesn’t talk much after that.

My friend sat me down like we were about to discuss a life-or-death situation. I’m talking deep sigh, hands clasped, avoiding eye contact full dramatic build-up. Them: “There’s something I need to tell you… and I don’t want you to see me differently.” I already knew this was about to be something big to them, not necessarily to me. Me: “Okay… you’re scaring me. Did you rob a bank or something?” They laugh nervously. “No… I’m HIV positive.” And I just blinked. Not out of shock more like… processing why they thought I’d react badly. Me: “Okay. Are you on treatment?” Them: “Yeah.” Me: “Then… what are we doing after this? Because I’m starving.” The tension just collapsed. They went from bracing for rejection to laughing so hard they almost cried. Them: “That’s it??” Me: “What did you want me to do? Flip a table?? Let’s go eat.” And that was that. Same friendship. Same vibes. Just with better honesty.

Boarding was chaos. Full flight. No overhead space left. I finally get to my row. Window seat. Already occupied. Guy’s sitting there. Headphones in. Settled. I check my boarding pass. Check the seat. It’s mine. So I say, “Hey, I think you’re in my seat.” He pulls one headphone out. “Nah, I’m good here.” I blink. Because that’s… not how seats work. “I booked this seat.” He shrugs. “There are other ones.” Ah. We’re doing entitlement today. So I nod slowly. “Okay.” And I sit down. In the aisle. Right next to him. Not moving. Flight attendant walks by. “Everything okay here?” I smile. “Yeah, I just don’t have my seat.” Now everyone is listening. The guy sighs dramatically. Like he’s being inconvenienced. “She’s making a big deal out of nothing.” I keep my voice calm. “I paid for that seat.” Silence. The flight attendant looks at his ticket. Then at him. “Sir, you’ll need to move.” And here’s the controversial part, He doesn’t. Immediately. He sits there. Calculating. Like maybe if he waits long enough, reality will change. It doesn’t. Eventually, he stands up. Slow. Annoyed. Takes the middle seat two rows back. The entire section watches him go. And the energy? Shifts. Because suddenly it’s not about a seat. It’s about someone trying to bend rules and losing. I sit down. Look out the window. And for the rest of the flight? Nobody tries anything.

you can't argue with me, cos i'll laugh whole time making you mad as hell.

@jesusisking3313 Just like me sis.

i keep getting my heart broken because i think people will do the same for me that i do for them.

@Oluwabeecroft Who changed his diaper?

She only changed my diaper nothing serious, trust me babe. Be Beautiful 𝕏 ❤️👾

@bunnyums Easy and don’t abuse your pvssy.

i let my pussy make decisions sometimes, call that clitical thinking

I laugh when I see 9ja folks living in US or UK on twitter talking down on folks in 9ja thinking they’re automatically doing better than folks living here. Such condescending lots with no liquidity. Just credit scores and good weather for filter 😏

I now quietly remove myself from situations. I am not overexplaining, I am not looking for closure, and I am not disturbing the peace. You will never hear from me again. I am done extending myself for others.

@Shorey__2 Did you buy the condoms?

@TheHost_ I never had experience like this. The experience I had was, not having condom when we were ready to go, and she was like, "go and get condom".

Ever had your first time go so wrong that you ended up hiding naked in a closet for 45 minutes while his mom watched TV downstairs? Yeah… that was me. My boyfriend and I were so excited about losing our virginity. We spent a whole month planning every romantic detail like it was a movie. But when the weekend came, every single plan fell apart.

Real power is not in how loudly you react, but in what you choose to ignore. Not every disrespect deserves a response. Not every opinion deserves access to your energy. Not every situation deserves your presence. Growth is when you start protecting your peace like it has value, because it does. And funny enough, the moment you stop chasing everything… the right things start staying.