The Putter Monk

Running into Sean Foley in SFO before heading off to Costa Rica

@clarkisking1 The Tigers.... Hahahaha... Ok.

Royals so scared of the Tigers that they are making Twitter alliances 😭😭✌️

@tomandmartys My long standing policy of never betting Jack Knapp despite what social media tells me to do, remains a good decision.

I love Jake Knapp. Hope he wins! That said, today’s 74 is probably a good thing, in that a lot of people need to learn that under no circumstances do you bet Jake Knapp at 24-1 to win a PGA golf tournament, ever.

@AndrewMarchand You're embarrassing yourself

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@OfficialTourPro It's like a normal person watching some dude on coke do anything.

Vijay Singh stopping his practice session to watch Bryson Dechambeau do speed training on the driving range is still one of my favorite Masters moments.

Looking at houses in Tucson and the real estate agent says, "I think there's a golf course a half a mile from here..." and it's freaking Dove Mountain.

My wife just said those words every man wants to hear: "You look really good today. You should only wear lululemon from now on."

@zagnut @Top100Rick Haha... The real issue is the people that refer to themselves as "followers"

@Top100Rick @ThePutterMonk I think they’re taking themselves very seriously. They refer to themselves as “Creators” with a capital ‘C’ 🤣😂🤣

A Pro Golf Tour…for Content Creators? Are you interested in this? Is this doomed to fail? The big news in the social media world is Grant Horvat and the Bryan Bros forming a golf tour for social media influencers. Before you write it off, keep in mind these guys have MILLIONS of followers. Generate millions of views. Have more fans than your average PGA Tour player. The winner will get a million bucks. I’m not saying it’s a success yet. But imagine if ten years ago I told you that people would watch normal great players golf. Just dudes. For thousands of hours. And that these dudes would make more than many PGA Tour players. You never would have believed it.

@zagnut @Top100Rick That picture of them trying to look tough is objectively the funniest picture on Twitter this week.

@ThePutterMonk @Top100Rick I’d struggle to look myself in the mirror if I spent my life watching this sort of thing.

@zagnut @Top100Rick I'd tear off my own testicles with pliers before I would watch halfwit Covid golf podcasters pretend to play competitive golf for clicks.

@Top100Rick I am not interested in it. It will probably succeed. For whatever reason there’s enough people that want to spend their time watching personalities play golf. Probably tied to low-T in the youth.

This absolutely nailed me....and virtually everyone I have ever met.

@mentalxmulligan Why are all of your posts written by Chatgpt?

@ThePutterMonk Or maybe people love the game and hate what it’s becoming. Complaining isn’t always attention, it’s usually care.

Many many many of you should stop playing, liking and talking about golf. Just stop... Because judging by the constant complaints about the rules and the cost and what other people wear and about a dozen other things, you actually hate golf and just want attention.

@steve66808033 No one is making anyone play. I can't afford a Lamborghini. I want one. I do not bitch about the cost. I simply don't buy one. If one can't afford something, they should simply move on to what they can afford and stop complaining. It's lazy and obvious attention seeking behavior

@ThePutterMonk I don't 'constantly' complain about the cost, but it has gotten out of hand. It seems that the game is going back to a state of being reserved for the well-off. That's probably what some people on here want anyway.

@joemurf9 @fan_cornell Reacher!

@fan_cornell Yeah…I got nuthin

The first thing I thought was, “who is he? I never heard of him.”

@sawmillnate How is that ridiculous?

This is one of the dumbest rules in golf... You drive it 280 down the middle (even if it banks off a few trees and finds its way to the fairway) and it lands in someone's wedge crater.. you have to play it like this! It's absolutely ridiculous

@BirdiesBro Just say you don't know how it works and move on. The Masters doesn't boot someone out if Tiger plays. JFC

It would be a waste of a spot. We've moved away from Tiger a long time ago. He will always be relevant for what he's achieved.

50 years ago, Airlines normalizing loading front to back remains an all time human stupidity highlight.

@GolfMonthly Most people are lying

Feel or looks - which is more important to you in a golf club?

Been in Seattle airport for 20 mins and I have already seen Pakistani Adam Sandler and African American Eugene Levy.

@OKCNightCourt Only Granny was from Bugtussle

ACTUALLY, IT WAS BUGTUSSLE, OKLAHOMA, NOT MISSOURI