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Flying Spaghetti

@TheSpagMonster

use your noodle

Beigetreten Ekim 2013
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I can't believe The Flying Spaghetti Monster put us on this earth to be ordinary, and yet...
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster brought you this far and He will continue to guide you with many a pointed noodle if you chase after Him.
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The Word of The Flying Spaghetti Monster well understood and religiously obeyed is the shortest route to spiritual perfection
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.@cdm_man Just close your eyes and clench your teeth, that always helps with whatever you have to go through (except driving)
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I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before me. (After is OK; just use protection.)
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