Frank Mula

I saw Alexa had a notification this morning so I asked her what it was and she said “The world is coming to an end.”

Ovation has ordered new seasons of Hart to Hart starring Robert Wagner and Stephanie Powers. Shouldn’t it be called Hart to Hart Resuscitation?

As a Flat Earther I resent that “As the World Turns” lied to us for 54 years.

After Adam and Eve were banished from the Garden of Eden, what happened to it? Condos?

The only difference between the governors of Florida, Texas and Tennessee and dildos, is the governors look more plastic.

Hershey Felder IS Spike Jones!

Now that Trump has been re-instated as President he plans to send 25,000 My Pillows to Afghanistan so they can suffocate the Taliban in their sleep.

Cosby already working on a new show: “Kids Say the Darnedest Things in Depositions.”

They say getting the vaccination is easy. But not if you have to acquire a brain first.

After a year of fearing Covid I finally ate in a restaurant again! And got food poisoning.

Eagerly awaiting release of Miramax’s GODZILLA VS. WEINSTEIN. #godzillavkong #HarveyWeinstein #Godzilla

Got the Covid shot. No side effects, but I bought a MAGA hat and joined Qanon. #ConspiracyTheories #COVID19 #vaccine

In a not so surprising move 87 electors voted for Jefferson Davis.#2020Election #Electors

Very depressed. The Elf on the Shelf reports my kid’s been good, but my wife is sleeping with the mailman.

@jonrog1 With or without using road kill?

Very depressed. I caught the Elf on the Shelf going thru my wallet.

@AlbertBrooks All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

It's scary to picture Trump sitting in his room tweeting I WON over and over again. What happens over the next 2 months? What is this guy going to do to us? An angry, vindictive man who still has full power is not something to take lightly.

Trump plans to remain in White House by disguising himself as Santa Claus. #TrumpConcede #ElectionResults2020 #Trump2020 #Election2020 #

I think I’ve been watching too much election coverage. I’ve bought 1,000 rolls of Alien Tape, and named my dog Maricopa.

Early voting returns from Florida: Biden 102,383 Putin 67,429 #Election2020 #trump #biden #ElectionDay