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Berlin Fire Department Winds Down Before Summer Recess the-postillon.com/2023/07/fire-d…

New ‘burkdl’ enables devout Muslim women to attend Oktoberfest the-postillon.com/2018/10/burkdl…

+++ "Please, take assheat!": Man guides guest to butt-warming chair +++ the-postillon.com/2022/07/news-t…

Heroic passer-by smashes car window to save multipack of beer from dying of heat stroke the-postillon.com/2018/08/beer-h…

“Right, that’s enough!”: Queen to reinstate absolute monarchy the-postillon.com/2017/06/queen.…

Boy in Bangladesh ridiculed by peers for not making designer clothes the-postillon.com/2017/01/boy-in…

Eighth grader kicked out of school for dividing by zero the-postillon.com/2017/10/eighth…

Automobile Club advises: always provide foil if leaving pet in parked car the-postillon.com/2017/07/pets-i…

NRA sends gift basket with "consolation weapons" to relatives of Texas School Shooting the-postillon.com/2017/10/nra-se…

Russian hackers insert porn pages into married man's browser history the-postillon.com/2017/08/russia…

Yet more cost-saving measures at Ryanair: passengers now to land with parachute the-postillon.com/2018/11/Ryanai…

Record high visitor numbers for spa advertising gluten-free air the-postillon.com/2017/04/gluten…

Boy last seen online on WhatsApp three hours ago: 17-year-old reported missing the-postillon.com/2016/12/17-yea…

Damage valued at £88.27 as burglars strip Primark store of entire contents the-postillon.com/2018/01/damage…

Russia praised as only country in world with no need to investigate alleged war crimes, already certain they are false the-postillon.com/2022/04/no-nee…

Sight of young female pharmacist causes man with penile yeast infection to spontaneously purchase cough syrup the-postillon.com/2017/11/cough-…

No need to pay attention to traffic anymore: smartphone user gets guide dog the-postillon.com/2017/01/no-nee…

“It’ll all be alright, mate”: man cures friend from depression using one simple sentence the-postillon.com/2017/12/man-cu…

As western firms leave Russia, McPutin, Vladivostok Fried Chicken and Burger Tzar open their doors the-postillon.com/2022/03/mcputi…

Ukrainian child in bunker wracked with worry about trauma of high fuel costs in other countries the-postillon.com/2022/03/ukrain…