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Why has Trent started saying "copy" with a Rockwell-level British accent?

“I’m not like other moms. I DRINK and SWEAR.” - 100% of moms from Peterborough

@GDchloelamb Bonus use of filter for wines that might have more lees than desired.

You can use a chemex as a decanter in a pinch right?

@RockyEmersonXXX @nabla_theta @FlightLifeMars3 "Yo, Trundle!"

@nabla_theta @FlightLifeMars3 Gonna start calling the homies “full”

"twin", "king", "queen"... why are the youths calling each other mattress sizes

Is RFKJr a never nude?

* Warren Zevon voice* I saw the Weiner mobile in Tucson Arizona one year ago today

@alandrummond2 At any given time the (too many) bodies that oversee paramedic practice in Ontario will be against self-governance for medics - it's actually strange to see the service providers pushing for it. Unions should be for it too, frankly.

Union pushes back on latest call for Ontario paramedics college cbc.ca/news/canada/ot…

@Cupcakes_n_Rap It's a repository for my thoughts that just need to get out. Kinda like screaming into the void.

@The_Ted why do i tweet? i kind of assume i'm tweeting to no one, but it's a habit.

2026 stop letting random bakeries (& publix) label things buttercream when it's just frosting.

Sad that @Doug_Tilley isn't around here much anymore. He's missing out on a prime opportunity for a temporary name change to "28 Years Later: The Boner Temple".

@EllyClutchxo YEAH!

Leeloo Dallas Multipass

@AnneShebib Ooo-wah-ah-ah-ah!

Quickly came to the conclusion that in 2025, DWTS likely does not stand for Down with the Sickness

@ChefReactions Yesguy! Finally placing some value on your own happiness is a (surprisingly) great feeling!

Somewhere out there, Alex Chiu is looking at this alleged 267 IQ guy and cursing the fact that people weren't this chronically online and stupid when he launched his immortality rings. #sameenergy

It has now been a VERY long twenty-five Zevon and Cash-less years...

@alandrummond2 Read the ruling (pushing my French to the limit). Seems like there was a definite lapse in clinical judgement - but also seems like QC medics are (or were) woefully underempowered: protocol stated 0.3mg epi dose s/ antihistamine or access?? I guess that behooves faster transport.

A teen died from an allergic reaction. Urgences-santé now owes his family $450K Justice Jeffrey Edwards ruled that ambulance technicians failed to follow protocol cbc.ca/news/canada/mo…

@PhoenixAskani Always nice when you come back to visit.

Me to man: fuck me Also me: hey check out how fucking scary I look in this terrible face mask

@thirstyangel_x @shawzsav Christ! Is this all it takes? I've been doing twitter wrong for like 15 years!

I’d like to see all of your boobs

@atRachelGilmore Solidarity, sister! ✊ Next they'll be after the Oxford comma!

There are a lot of reasons I hate AI but one of my more petty grievances is that I use (and have always used) a ton of emdashes when I write and APPARENTLY THAT'S A HALLMARK OF AI????? Well guess what ChatGPT, you can pry my emdashes from my COLD DEAD (typing) HANDS