stoney midlife crisis

This is a must listen episode of a podcast. Find out what really happened to JFK from an attorney who worked in Watergate. My mind was blown open.spotify.com/episode/5cdIt2…

@AdamArchuleta Hockey players standing in front of slap shots trying to deflect them. Fearless and insane level of hand eye coordination.

To play pro sports you have to be fearless. Standing on the sidelines during an NFL game is a surreal experience if you've never done it before. TV truly doesn't capture the speed and physicality of the sport. As for baseball, I can't wrap my brain around how hitters can stand in the box and stare down a 100 mph fastball... let alone all the nasty junk pitchers throw. I know what its like on the field but I wonder... What takes more courage: 1 on 1 in with freight trains like Derrick Henry or Nick Chubb, or 100 + mph of chin music? 👀📷🏈

Nobody cares what chickens are doing unless they are crossing the road.

@BeauMichael15 @R_Thompson15 @Dbacks @jamestalarico There’s a serious problem if you need that explained to you 😂

@R_Thompson15 Man. Full on cult member for the @Dbacks huh? Would love to hear you explain how @jamestalarico is a bad Christian who doesn’t follow Christ…. I am sure many of the Christians who are fans of the Diamondbacks would love to hear your analysis. Asshat.

Dying to self to be raised again in Christ is the most prevalent theme throughout the New Testament. It’s what we call salvation. Twisting scripture for sympathy is an interesting choice for a believer!

@RealRayDonE @bdomenech @jimmykimmel What was AOC’s previous job experience? Mamdani’s? Talarico’s? Our crappy government is full of unqualified, self-serving hypocrites.

When Markwayne Mullin was 20 his dad's health took a turn. He dropped out of college to run the family business. He built it from 6 people into a multimillion dollar HVAC company with 150+ employees. He's a pillar of his community, and @jimmykimmel can't even tell a funny joke.

@AdamArchuleta Bro he said Shadeur Sanders shouldn’t listen to his OC Todd Monken. He is constantly saying wild things 😂

@TheyDanger Who says his takes are wrong? It's his opinion. Media's job is to emotionally invest fans, keep 'em engaged. U don't have 2 like him, but respect him 4 building a media career despite not being a marquee player.

My take on the Acho/Fournette battle: I know more players, current and former, who are completely uninteresting, uninsightful, or have downright stupid takes and opinions about the game. I also know plenty of people who never played a snap but have terrific perspective and far more interesting opinions. Exhibit A: My sideline reporter @AKinkhabwala. Never played, but one of the smartest, most plugged in non football players I’ve ever been around. She brings a totally unique and nuanced perspective. I’d much rather have a real football conversation with her than many players who did suit up. The media is a completely different arena. The ability to have an opinion and actually articulate that opinion is a skill, just like playing running back or linebacker. I’m MORE impressed by the players who weren’t stars that have built real media careers DESPITE not having the built in advantages of star power. The ones that didn’t get to skip the line. They had to earn it and figure out a way to climb to the top of another food chain. The “you didn’t play enough” or “you weren’t a star” gatekeeping is weak. Nothing wrong with Fournette's career and I don’t have a problem with @EmmanuelAcho defending himself either. Once you’re done with the game and want to get into this biz, you have to go to battle with your mouthpiece, form real opinions, add insight or just be downright entertaining, but insignificant personal attacks? Curious... Do you have to have had a great career to be good in the entertainment business?

@4_Ben_Media Ok but I’m still driving the same 90’s ford truck but now with way less bugs. I’ll assume they’re better at spraying for bugs now though

Improvememt in Aerodynamics. Everything is a conspiracy theory when you don't know shit and ain't curious

@PaulFox13 He made a mistake here for sure. But, he’s been a creepy ass loser all along but he’s still there because he won. Just imagine if he was taking pictures of your daughter and DMing her them. As creepy as it gets. I hope he never has success again.

Nearest Gator was in Lakeland.

Todd Golden is a creep. Florida never deserves to win again with that predator on staff. Props to Iowa.

@DaveWTheBanned @hypnot0ad28 Damn good episode. Anyone remember which episode it was? Need to hear it again

@hypnot0ad28 Ian bringing the slide whistle to CumTown was hilarious. He broke Nick for a good 30 minutes. He couldn't wrap his head around the whistle.

Legion of Skanks is good people pretending to be bad people. Whereas, Bein' Ian with Jordan is bad people pretending to be good people.

@NASSARMohamadMR @SenTuberville Go tell women to put more clothes on or something 😂 Islam is the gayest religion in human history

@TheyDanger @SenTuberville Prostitute, you're talking about ur Filthy self

The Quran calls on Muslims to wage ‘jihad’ or holy war against nonbelievers. WAKE UP. They want EVERY SINGLE freedom-loving Christian and Jew DEAD. I will not back down.

@NASSARMohamadMR @SenTuberville that’s where you and Larry Nassar will be together forever ❤️

@SenTuberville Eternal hellfire is awaiting you impatiently if you die not Muslim

@Realdevinhaney Congrats to your pops for getting rich off your talent.

Kid Austin pops took all is his money & giving it to his girlfriend & her kids. Allegedly I feel bad for that young kid working hard & his dad tricking it I’m rich & my pops rich we don’t share bank accounts or Instagram’s

@realMaalouf Lack of female orgasm. Truly.

How the hell does the city that experienced the biggest Islamic terrorist attack in history vote for a Muslim mayor?

Radical Islam should be a professional wrestler’s name and only brought up by those who respect his athleticism

@AdamArchuleta how ugly is your wife?

Need to find a #HotTubTimeMachine

@chico_ray Because they want to get fucked by an uncircumcised man who doesn’t care if they cum and might hurt them in the process (which makes them cum) you’re welcome

Why does the left have such little issue with Islam? It literally rejects everything they claim to stand for. Everything. Anti gay, anti democratic, anti inclusive. Controls women’s bodies. Male dominated—the list goes on.

A terrorist who doesn’t kill anybody during an attack is so much worse than an incel

@4_Ben_Media Gas went up a dollar where I live in the last week.

We're about to have another supply chain disruption aren't we?