

No I'm not a Thief, But my name is Thief in the Night. Some people think it means I steal at night. They don't realize it's metaphorical. > "For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night." I’m a Web3 addict, a novelist, a ghostwriter, a junkie trader, a Web2 marketer who pivoted to Web3 because it seemed more fun— and a degenerate Christian trying to make $1M in the next 5 years. I move in silence, but my mind is loud. I'm not here to impress anyone. I'm here to express, experiment, and execute whatever Godforsaken idea I come up with. My writing? It’s raw, personal, and strategic. My trades? Hit or miss, but always a lesson. My goal? Freedom. Not fame. I’ve written for founders you admire, projects you ape into, and narratives that shape ecosystems and how you interact with Web3 You’ve probably read my work—just didn’t know it was me. Call it ghostwriting. Call it penmanship from the shadows. I call it digital discipleship. I don't do shit perfectly. I do real. Burnt out? I write. Broke? I trade. Blessed? I give. Doubtful? I pray. I'm not trying to be your role model. I'm just trying to finish my race well. Web3 gave me something Web2 didn’t: Permission to be weird. To be experimental. To build and fail publicly, and still be seen. That’s why I’m here. That’s why I’m not leaving. You can follow for alpha. Or stay for the poetry. But if you’re looking for someone who’s figuring it all out in real-time— Welcome. I’m Thief in the Night. And I’m just getting started. Call 911


