JAKE RYAN

How i cut off dms cause enough is a fucking nough

Looking good off da mf wake up

if you ugly i automatically think yk how to fight idk

idc who talks sht about me cuz i talk sht better and i'm funnier

I firmly believe in NOT answering the phone or texting bck if I don't have the mental capacity or energy to talk. IDC who it is!

being around someone that moans when they eat

unfortunately I won't shoot my shot but you look good though

I'll rub my dick on an ant pile before I ask a bitch why him and not me.

When i hear a rumour about me and I don't deny it because it's way more interesting than my real life

Ain’t Gucci schizophrenic? He probably thought he was in a music video the whole time

My contribution to society is I don’t speak when I’m not educated enough on a topic

@Thinkjakeryan 😮‍💨

this btch i fought in middle school was my delivery person for my food i was so confused opening my door i thought that ho wanted another round 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@DuhwayneBangz 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

@Thinkjakeryan Jake 😱