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@ThomasAwful

Baltimore bookseller. once wrote stuff: SFGate, The Ringer, GQ, Complex, Deadspin, Vice, the New Yorker

Baltimore, MD Beigetreten Aralık 2008
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Roast Beef. 2010-2023. My best friend in the entire world. You are my entire heart. We love you so much. After thirteen years I honestly don't know what I'm going to do without you. Thank you for making me a better person. Thank you for choosing me.
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This is my chosen heir. The Hightowers and the Green Council can suck a dick, I support my daughter the Hamburglar in the matter of the succession.
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To me Noah Wylie will always be Donnie Darko's high school Science teacher who couldn't talk about time travel with him for too long or he "could lose his job"
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This sort of unhinged freedom is not normal and never take it for granted! Hire him and let the man cook, like he always does.
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He also let me review Yellowstone episode by episode mere days after my mom unexpectedly died, a time when I needed both money and something to distract me from you know, losing my fucking mom. Andrew is the GOAT. theringer.com/2021/11/12/tv/…
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Alan Siegel@AlanSiegelLA·
Andrew is a great editor and an even better dude. I started working with him in 2019 at a very rough time in my life. He helped me through it. Over the last seven years, he's given me too many good ideas to count. All this to say: this sucks. Hire him.
Andrew Gruttadaro@andrewgrutt

Well, sadly it looks like it's my turn to do one of these tweets: I was laid off by The Ringer today. It's impossible to sum up nine years in a tweet but: I worked on so many things—profiles, theme weeks, special projects—that I am incredibly proud of.

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Joey Devine@JoeyDevine·
Me on January 17th 2007 telling my roommates the warriors traded Mike Dunleavy Jr
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Lot of people are dragging Syracuse for scoring four points in the entire 2nd quarter...but have the haters ever considered they themselves scored none?
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Miles Surrey
Miles Surrey@HKSurrey·
Some news: I’ve been laid off by The Ringer. It was a rewarding eight and a half years and I’m proud to have literally written the most articles in the site’s history. I’d love to keep writing about pop culture elsewhere — drop me a line: msurrey2 at gmail
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@andrewgrutt I'm so sorry to hear this, man. Big mistake by them, but that's our stupid world now. Thank you for everything you did for me, I'm in your debt forever, my dude.
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Well, sadly it looks like it's my turn to do one of these tweets: I was laid off by The Ringer today. It's impossible to sum up nine years in a tweet but: I worked on so many things—profiles, theme weeks, special projects—that I am incredibly proud of.
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From Complex to the Ringer, Andrew always put me in a position to succeed while editing and making palatable for mass consumption the most insane shit I've ever written for a reputable publication. I'm still proud of most of it! A behind the scenes hero, and a super nice guy.
Andrew Gruttadaro@andrewgrutt

Well, sadly it looks like it's my turn to do one of these tweets: I was laid off by The Ringer today. It's impossible to sum up nine years in a tweet but: I worked on so many things—profiles, theme weeks, special projects—that I am incredibly proud of.

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