Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Deep Thoughts

@GSmokesweed1 Hi Grandma, took put my last pickerel filet, cut it in half, sliced up potato and having fish and chips will have the other piece of fish tomorrow chocolate cake for dessert 😋

ONE HOUR Menu Call #menucall Fri Mar 27 is now starting. I am having Potato/egg salad, sliced turkey breast deli style, beans in tomato sauce, bread and butter, milk and a Cadbury's Chocolate bar for dessert. What's on your plate next? Please retweet!

@atrupar This is outrageous, absolutely ridiculous there is only 11 motorcycles, 2 police SUV's, 4 secret service SUV's and a police truck bringing the Orange Pumpkin to his party plane how is it possible to keep him safe from threats with this scanty protection detail 🤨

a look at Trump's motorcade as it pulls up to Joint Base Andrews

@WokeSamurai @TizzyEnt here ya go Larry, drink up you need some MAGA Kool Aid

@TizzyEnt Are liberals dumb enough to buy into NO CONTEXT VIDEOS? TIZZY hopes you are as dumb as he is and will not wonder (what happened before this video?) Everything Tizzy says is a fraud/scam/lie of some sort - thats why he admits he won't do debates - he'd get torched

North Dallas TX, Who is he?

@autumnsdad1 youtube.com/watch?v=kpXG23…

The best Steve Winwood song? I’m going with Gimme Some Lovin''..what about you? What is yours?

@GSmokesweed1 so there .......

This is your seven am nothing tweet posted at 6:57am because I felt like it.🤣🤣🤣

@SilentSnow89 @nut_history @Scottgolfguy76 finally, I scrolled thru looking for a real fan thought I was the only one

@nut_history @Scottgolfguy76

With today being #OpeningDay - let's do a #MLB roll call. Who's your favourite team?

@nut_history my team doesn't play tonight

@1EntreProNegro what a devastating loss in game 7 for my beloved Blue Jays

#LetsGoDodgers #3peat 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💙⚾️

@Colonel_Myway SIGHHH, here's another fine fella that deserves mention

@ThoughtsHandey Nip It...

Is this thing still working?

@Colonel_Myway Deputy Fife does comes in at third 😏

@VintageRockN_85 yep, Cosmo's Factory

Do you still own your first Album?

@nfloyd52 I finally got one I think

Who can take a rainbow? Wrap it in a sigh Soak it in the sun and make a strawberry lemon pie

@nfloyd52 I can put the music to the lyrics as soon as I hear the answer then wonder why I just cant do it before 🎶🙄

Samantha got it! One Bad Apple The Osmonds

@PollSter_Mike1 youtube.com/watch?v=9_Cqoh…

Is Night Moves the best song by Bob Seger? If so, then what's their next best?

@GSmokesweed1 @PopPuffsPotAlot how high are you ??? ............

@PopPuffsPotAlot Think I'll take off for awhile and eat lunch Pop. Have a good lunch youself!!!💚💚💚 I'm so high..........🤣🤣🤣

@JVMonte2 their cover of Roll Over Beethoven

What is your favourite song by Electric Light Orchestra (ELO)?

Knowing something and implementing something are 2 totally different things.

@stjeff145 @GSmokesweed1

@ThoughtsHandey @GSmokesweed1 Good morning Jack

Good morning friends. Happy Thursday!💚