Ta Toolz

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Ta Toolz

@ThulaniWrite

UMBHALI • writer • MWANDISHI I think, write & drink but not always in that order. Sometimes I drink, write then think and that always gets me in kak.

Johannesburg Beigetreten Nisan 2012

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Ta Toolz@ThulaniWrite·23 Nis

I'm a writer, motherfucker! I think. I write. I drink. Not always in that order, though. Sometimes I drink, write then think That usually gets me in a lot of shit I hope my words will live on, long after I die But I will also settle for girls taking off their painties for me...

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Ta Toolz@ThulaniWrite·54m

@garth_gopi @GardeeGodrich @KayaNews Fired for ANC factional reasons, and not for poor performance. The Auditor General was very pleased with Dunga's tenure and he even won an award. But then the ANC faction that's friendlier to the EFF lost power and was replaced by the pro DA faction, and that faction fired him.

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Garth Gopi@garth_gopi·1h

@ThulaniWrite @GardeeGodrich @KayaNews Dunga was fired by the Ekurhuleni mayor, Nkosindiphile Xhakaza, last year, where he occupied the position of MMC for finance.

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Kaya News@KayaNews·7h

The ANC Veterans League has raised concerns over recent changes to the Gauteng Provincial Cabinet. This includes the appointment of EFF provincial leader Nkululeko Dunga as MEC for Finance. The league has criticised Premier Panyaza Lesufi’s reshuffle, warning that entrusting a R179 billion budget to Dunga raises serious governance concerns. #KayaNews #CouncilReshuffle SM

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Ta Toolz@ThulaniWrite·1h

@justnyoo @LadyGojas_ Is @ChrisExcel102 also Zulu because here are Shembe men also wearing mini skirts.

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Mr. Abbashante@justnyoo·2h

@LadyGojas_ I dont have to ask what tribe is this but I am dead sure it is that of ChrisExel.

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Gojas Mama ♥️@LadyGojas_·10h

Your strict fathers at church 😭😭🤣🤣

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Ta Toolz@ThulaniWrite·1h

@SthembisoM77071 @viwe_mvand91622 @RealTshemedi2 Andile PLAYED and won trophies at Sundowns while the guy who supposedly carried him at Pirates had a forgettable career at Sundowns.

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Bafana Bafana Qualified for World cip@SthembisoM77071·2h

@viwe_mvand91622 @RealTshemedi2 You are coming with excuses. Show me Andile’s medal at KV

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Tshemedi@RealTshemedi2·4h

Jali went to Belgium and Oupa to Sundowns.

Siya_dlamini@Siya_homiey

Jali he was carried by Oupa Manyisa, now he’s acting like he was the best in Pirates.

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Ta Toolz@ThulaniWrite·1h

@KMelo1165930 @Call_her_ziggy Ithi awazi. All these churches you call "African" do wear skirts at certain occasions. Here are some Shembe men wearing skirts going to their holy mountain. Even nenkonzo ka Mgijima only wears shirts nge pasika, not every Sunday. Also, ezi mpahla nililisela ngazo are European.

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Melo 🇿🇦🇿🇦@KMelo1165930·4h

@Call_her_ziggy Zingy… Amadoda amaXhosa (ooTata abamnyama) banxibe iilokhwe and we should see that as normal? Le Cawe if it respects Ubuntu and African ngeke ithi ooTata mabanxibe iilokhwe. I don’t really care about Anglican Church and other similar white churches.

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Zingisa Mase@Call_her_ziggy·6h

Aren’t you guys tired of recycling tweets for engagement. I wish some of yall would educate yourselves about the history of this church, its role in South Africa particularly pertaining to the issue of land. It’s way better than the colonial churches your parents followed thinking they’re better because they were brought to them by white missionaries. Or just google the Bulhoek massacre.

Precious🌵@presh_rabbit

I don't know whether to laugh or be embarrassed. Here's your strict dad at church wearing a skirt shorter than her wife's. What a joke!

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Ta Toolz@ThulaniWrite·4h

@CleopatraDK I'd be lying to you. 🤷🏿‍♂️

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Cleopatra Mokokoane@CleopatraDK·5h

@ThulaniWrite And what's up with the attire and jumping? What's the exact doctrine of this church?

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Cleopatra Mokokoane@CleopatraDK·7h

To those asking; They call it the Church of God and Saints of Christ (COGASOC). Don't know where it is in SA though

Precious🌵@presh_rabbit

I don't know whether to laugh or be embarrassed. Here's your strict dad at church wearing a skirt shorter than her wife's. What a joke!

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Ta Toolz@ThulaniWrite·8h

@MrksPSLClub Andile Jali listened to this and was like "Nigga you're only 3 years older than me, you're not my father." 😂

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MrksPSLClub@MrksPSLClub·21h

🚨He had to go, or else these guys were gonna Dominate for a long time 😂

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Ta Toolz@ThulaniWrite·1d

@KhosiNationFTV You wanna compete with Sundowns but you want Sundowns rejects? Sundowns didn't think Manqoba is good enough, unlike Pitso who has a proven record. A Rhulani also proved himself outside of Sundowns, but Manqoba hasn't shown that he's a big team coach.

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KNFTV@KhosiNationFTV·1d

So you guys are saying Manqoba doesn't like Chiefs as such you don't want him, Pitso also threw shades at Chiefs while at Sundowns and you still want him. Some were angry with Mako about the flag thing yet here we are... What is the actual problem you have with him (Manqoba)?

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Ta Toolz@ThulaniWrite·1d

@Bizlifestyle4 @Xola_Nqola You know Floyd and his hunger for power 🤣🤣

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Bobby@Bizlifestyle4·1d

@ThulaniWrite @Xola_Nqola 😂😂😂 you think so ?

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Xola Nqola🇿🇦@Xola_Nqola·1d

I’m sure there by the City of Cape Town there is already a township called “ Strait of Hormuz”.

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Ta Toolz@ThulaniWrite·1d

@Bizlifestyle4 @Xola_Nqola I wouldn't be surprised if Floyd named it himself. 😂

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Bobby@Bizlifestyle4·1d

@Xola_Nqola There's one called Floyd Shivambu informal settlement. Keep working hard nawe yours is coming 😅

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Ta Toolz@ThulaniWrite·1d

@MainlandAfrica That time he never even set foot in Africa. He colonized the natives through his iceboys🤭🤣🤣

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Agent Nala@MainlandAfrica·2d

John Wesley really colonized natives of Xhosa disposition beyond repair. There is no jesus who was killed for you.

Nonceba Mhlauli@NoncebaMhlauli

Wakrazulwa ngenxa yami Liwa laphakade ✨ Blessed Passover weekend to you all ❤️🖤🤍

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Ta Toolz@ThulaniWrite·2d

@osasuo I've never seen people as entitled to being criminals in foreign countries as Nigerians are. Name one country in the entire world that's not tired of Nigerians. Have you no shame?

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Osasu Obayiuwana@osasuo·2d

@ThulaniWrite Ignorance and xenophobia on social media is a terrible thing. Try to keep it to yourself. Can you condemn the crime and these criminals, for a start? Or that is beyond you?

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Osasu Obayiuwana@osasuo·2d

If these women from #SouthAfrica were from #Nigeria, #Mzansi Twitter would have been on 🔥 . But it seems rather quiet around here. Where is the outrage? 🤔 Let this be a teaching moment…

Africa Today Media Group@africatodayMG

Five South African women 🇿🇦 were arrested at OR Tambo International Airport with drugs worth over R5 million. Authorities report the narcotics were hidden in shoes, underwear, and even inside their bodies. They were allegedly heading to China via Dubai.

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Ta Toolz@ThulaniWrite·2d

@Constitution_94 @GlobeEyeNews @Chooma_ @grok You want the frigates, submarines, or vessels? Oh, wait, I'm talking to someone who doesn't even know what maritine vessels are. Goobye.

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Constitution First 🇿🇦@Constitution_94·2d

@ThulaniWrite @GlobeEyeNews @Chooma_ @grok Answer, since you are pretending to be Grok! Which vessel do we own?

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Globe Eye News@GlobeEyeNews·2d

BREAKING: Iran grants permission to South African vessels to pass through the Strait of Hormuz.

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Ta Toolz@ThulaniWrite·2d

@Constitution_94 @GlobeEyeNews @Chooma_ @grok You don't know what a vessel is in maritime context, right? Or you just decided nje to embarrass yourself?

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Constitution First 🇿🇦@Constitution_94·2d

@GlobeEyeNews @Chooma_ Hi @grok Does South Africa have any vessels? If so, what is the name of such vessels? Is this thing written in this Post even true?

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Ta Toolz@ThulaniWrite·2d

@Hasanicx @Mohale_17 Really? That would be awesome for him. The man wants to win AFCON so bad and I'm sure be can win it with Ghana. I was hoping he'd do it with Bafana.

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Xilonga-Mabye@Hasanicx·2d

@ThulaniWrite @Mohale_17 Pitso is going to Ghana 🇬🇭

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Mohale®️@Mohale_17·3d

Don't let Siya Juca see this picture he'd collapse 😂😂😂

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Ta Toolz@ThulaniWrite·2d

@Hasanicx @Mohale_17 I see the jersey, but I'm interested to know when the pic was POSTED.

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Xilonga-Mabye@Hasanicx·2d

@ThulaniWrite @Mohale_17 Pic was taken 3 years ago

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Ta Toolz@ThulaniWrite·3d

@Mohale_17 if it's recent, Pitso's wife is either sending a message to Chiefs management that he wants the job or dropping hints to fans that the deal is done. 😂

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Mohale®️@Mohale_17·3d

@ThulaniWrite I don't know when the agency posted it but I got it today on fb

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Ta Toolz@ThulaniWrite·3d

@MahlanguThembaA @Ndaba_2025 @Newzroom405 Now you are blaming me for your government's failure? 😂.. I think we've exhausted this debate. Have a great easter weekend 🤝

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S'YABUKA NJE! 🇿🇦@MahlanguThembaA·3d

@ThulaniWrite @Ndaba_2025 @Newzroom405 They started dying like flies because police closed the supply, then people like you sympathised with criminals

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Newzroom Afrika@Newzroom405·3d

[WATCH] “There’s no war in Zimbabwe. There’s no war in Mozambique. There's no war in Malawi.” Explaining the first country of safety principle, Minister in the Presidency Khumbudzo Ntshavheni says SA does not have political refugees. #Newzroom405

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