Tim James Musumba

STOP using the wrong SHUTTER SPEED. youtu.be/DbkWIPS_WN0?si… via @YouTube

@mansang29 Even the Police officer was overwhelmed!

A sharp boy(thief) receiving greetings from angry Mob after snatching a phone from a Woman. Kuwa mwizi ni mbayaa sana mamae😂💔

Kenyan President William Ruto has faced a social media backlash after publicly suggesting that Nigerian-accented English was incomprehensible and required a translator. bbc.in/4mQQ9vF

@Blue_Footy Andoni Iraola is not a bad choice but his playing style might lead to fatigue and injuries similar to his mentor, Marcelo Bielsa's style of play, when he was Leeds Coach! And would he accept to coach Chelsea that has 5 sporting directors @todd_boehly @paulwinstanley9

We are not resting until the club listens to us.

Shock as a Kikuyu man confronts another Kikuyu Who was disguised as a Maasai and selling Maasai traditional herbs Weuh 🤣 🤣 🤣

@DanChepta Hata yule Mzee na kofia ya white kwa koti anashangaa na kucheka 🤧😎!

@georgediano Vaa vizuri vile ulikuwa umevaa 🤧😎!

Truck drivers at Cheplaskei along the Eldoret–Nakuru highway were left seeing with their mouths wide open after discovering that the legendary “Aswito Nyama Mbichi” was not exactly what they had subscribed for. Aswito has been running a value addition business offering Sundus refreshments to long-distance truck drivers who stop by to offload pressure. And as we all know, truck drivers don’t joke when it comes to supporting the night economy. These are loyal customers with mileage and stories. One day Mr. Rashid who is a hardworking man on transit business decides to make a quick stop at Cheplaskei to boost the night economy where he met with Aswito. After some negotiations that would make even a lawyer proud, terms and conditions were agreed upon & Business commenced. But ladies and gentlemen, this is where things shifted from customer care to customer scare. Rashid says the last thing he remembers is him struggling to put on a condom. Next scene,, our boy wakes up the following morning with no clothes, his Sundus lubricated, and his back office feeling like it had hosted a night vigil. And to add salt & kafirifiri to the injury, his phone worth 50K had also vanished into thin air. Now fast forward, Rashid still trying to process life while driving his truck, he spotted Aswito casually at Salgaa stage like nothing happened, still selling sundus like a law-abiding citizen. And as you can see, walimwengu decided to conduct a free public inquiry with no lawyer to represent the Sundus eater. Just instant justice powered by emotions and strong opinions. They later on offered Aswito a quick open air massage with a not so happy ending. Hii Kenya ikona maneno ayaaam telling you. Na kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

Chelsea set to appoint Andoni Iraola as Bournemouth boss gives 'priority' after BlueCo 'seduction' share.google/eKsEJhcAeCd75H…

@CapitalFMKenya This fellow is not worried about who? Ugandans?

If fuel is expensive, don’t travel. Stay at home. Where are you going? I’m not really worried about you. - President Museveni

@LimitlessKe95 What happened to the money he was given? Ilichukuliwa tena 🤧😎?

Eeei

@keezafaith No.

Do men find panty lines attractive ? 😳

@Classic105Kenya @BrendaObath This whole week at least for a change we have had hip-hop/rap and some R&B music rarely played in the morning! A change from the good oldies that are played the whole week!

Weekend energy activated💪🏾☺️@BrendaObath #BrendaOnClassic

CHEETAH | Apex Predator of the Serengeti | Ultra HD youtu.be/apI4QSBej98?si… via @YouTube

I Survived Al-Shabaab, Watched My Brothers Die…But I Came Back Broken youtu.be/5dE4kFZkF_8?si… via @YouTube

Gaucho addresses doctors at Mama Lucy Hospital following his appointment to the board

@Twin2Nthabi Amen and Amen 🙏🏿!

Dear God, Thank You for waking us up this morning & for the gift of this day & every breath we take, which is proof You're still with us & working in our lives. Lord, according to Psalms 150:6, may every inhale be an intake of Your love & our exhale be a release of praise to You.

@BABADYLAN1990 @DanChepta Okay. Labda hakuwa na hiyo "kidevu" by then. Kwasababu nikama watu wengi wamemjua on April, 21st, 2026!

@TimMusumba @DanChepta Ata last maandamano alikua

Is that Mzee Jomo Kenyatta resurrected, Or what on earth am I looking at?

@Blue_Footy I don't rate him. Yes he played for Chelsea and was an average player. Did not reach the heights of John Terry or Ricardo Carvalho at all! He needs to prove apart from South America that he can manage. He is not better than Maresca and not in the class of Pep yet or Klopp!

I rate Felipe Luis but it's just another experiment. He hasn't coached anywhere in Europe.

5 Lighting Patterns Every Photographer Should Learn! youtu.be/AyDNxia8GYw?si… via @YouTube