Timothy Professor
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Fun fact: Nancy Cartwright got in a LOT of trouble doing cold calls for Scientology while using Bart’s voice
Yashar Ali 🐘@yashar
Sabrina Carpenter is not a Scientologist. Her aunt, Nancy Cartwright, who is the voice of Bart Simpson, is, however, one of the most powerful Scientologists. Cartwright, who is as militant as it gets for a Scientologist, has donated over $30 million to Scientology.
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Falling birth rates aren’t a disaster, they’re the best bit of global news in a long time
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@MartinShkreli So how the hell did he end up with these great jobs and I'm working the gig economy
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Chirayu is 100% Nepali. Parents came to America, Worked hard as doctors. Unfortunately, had a reckless temper. An incel who never had a girlfriend. Smoked a lot of weed, referred to himself as a n*gga. Hung out with the wrong crowd. Never fit into the rich kid high school.
Martin Shkreli@MartinShkreli
Chirayu Rana was expelled from high school for pulling a knife on a classmate. He also had a brawl with the school's football coach, and was known rob/mug in the Virginia area.
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@JohnFitzLeroy1 @BitcoinSapiens This is a terrible strawman of the situation. Like how did you even arrive at this interpretation. Obviously you can love your parents and still hope that they leave you with resources.
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@BitcoinSapiens I think the fact that your friend's relationship to his parents seems to be "die and let me become a millionaire" is a good reason for him to get nothing.
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a friend’s boomer parents bought their home for $67,000 in 1993. Today, it’s worth ~$1,200,000 and he’s their only son so he thought he’d be a millionaire when they die but they just sold the house last week to enjoy their retirement 💀
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@WooPig618 @JimsTweets Its true I would like to see the numbers aligned demographically
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@TimothyPro47274 @JimsTweets I wonder what the demographics of homeschooled children are though that might actually explain this
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Do Homeschool kids just like, not have to take tests or exams or get grades? How does the government know if the child is actually getting an education and not just like, being neglected
Maryam@hell_line0
The fact that Americans can just not send their kids to school and call it that “homeschooling” is crazy to me.
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@real_life_magic Yeah that’s how normal people eat usuallybut if you’re upper class, what this guy is pretending to be, eating in an upper class place, no technically you’re not supposed to if you play by the rules as written.
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In addition to not holding the wine glass by the stem, another tell of the nouveau riche or larpers is how they eat. Your utensil brings the food to you, you don't lean forward to the utensil nor do you cup a hand under the utensil to eat
🗝️@DiaryOfKeysus
32 year old rich auntie eating
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Grok forensically reviewed the full Schenectady County FOIA PDF (SCH04-20220610-R17 SBOEID CID.pdf).
Confirmation: In multiple documented instances, the exact same signature (identical line patterns, dust specks, dot groups, “T” breaks, “T” bumps, and “G” breaks) appears on separate voter registration application forms that are tied to different Voter ID numbers for the same individual.
This is direct proof of cloned forgeries, not legitimate separate registrations.
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Timothy Professor retweetet
New investigative report. 1.5 million voter registrations found in NY state with identical signatures. This is crazy.
Art@ZarkFiles
And here they are overlaid in RGB channels. Every single line matches perfectly. Public records via FOIA. Names fully redacted. 1.5 million clones + duplicated signatures = enough to swing any close race. This is why audits matter. Repost if your state needs to check signatures. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in your rolls?
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Timothy Professor retweetet
And here they are overlaid in RGB channels.
Every single line matches perfectly.
Public records via FOIA. Names fully redacted.
1.5 million clones + duplicated signatures = enough to swing any close race.
This is why audits matter.
Repost if your state needs to check signatures. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in your rolls?
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@CalebRodden1 @HazelAppleyard Yeah I redid the math and take back my previous comment.
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@TimothyPro47274 @HazelAppleyard It's only logical if you're unable to do push-ups
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@Ludlowfnl Make as many moral abstractions as you want, the final global vote will be 80% red so you are just pressing a suicide button to feel better about yourself.
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You are a bad person if you press red. There are no ifs, ands, or buts about it.
If you press red, you are condemning infants, toddlers, children/disabled people/ elderly people/etc. who didn’t read or comprehend it, to death.
You think you’ve “aha’d” all the blue pressers, but ultimately you are selfish, just like your choice of the red button
MrBeast@MrBeast
Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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@Jeffrey28627067 @HazelAppleyard You guys are totally right. I was thinking in terms of having immediate investment to build a business but redoing the math it could achieved in months with the pushups
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1 mil up front is only logical if you don't trust the source or you're physically disabled. It's absolutely trivial to get to a point where the pushups are vastly more valuable, and it's impossible to underestimate how important it is to our monkey brains that we do something to "earn".
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@BrittanyXVenti Everyone who pushed blue will die. The final global vote will be like 80% red.
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Blue button pressers just like to smell their own shit and click the overly complicated button to seem intellectual
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@cinnamontoastk Everyone who pushed blue will die. The final global vote will be like 80% red.
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This red button/blue button discourse is wild.
100% red saves everyone no consequence
51% of blue saves everyone no consequence
51% red kills all of blue
but they frame it like its blues fault they had to kill them even though red is the only choice that causes anyone to die.
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@NumberedWater Everyone who pushed blue will die. The final global vote will be like 80% red. Your morality is not shared by the global south.
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i genuinely need to know the reason why people push red
MrBeast@MrBeast
Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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@wil_da_beast630 Yeah it is honestly stupid that these are the first major charges they prepare when there is so much more important stuff.
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Charges for this is pretty crazy.
Katherine Brodsky@mysteriouskat
James Comey was arrested and charged for posting this photo. According to @TheFIREorg, the post "neither constitutes a true threat nor merits federal investigation." I actually joined their Zoom today & found out the legal scope for "incitement" is incredibly narrow.
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Timothy Professor retweetet
Since @DAGToddBlanche has gone after the vile Ostrouchko family, he now needs to look into the protestors who were trying to deprive @GDaddyzs of his constitutional right to protest. Of course, the corrupt Hennepin County DA has charged the victim with assault for trying to defend himself.
Brandon@LibOrNormal
When you push MAGA to the breaking point🤣😂
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@wil_da_beast630 Yeah if I had to choose between my wife dying or the entire continent opposite hemisphere dying, I am saving my wife.
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Of course it does.
I do the thing that brings me the most happiness, which is saving my closies.
I'll see those other people in Hell - or, more likely, not.
Katherine Brodsky@mysteriouskat
Trolley problem but on one side you have your family and close friends and on the other side you have 30,000 people, which side do you save? Does the utilitarian approach still work when you've got a deeply personal stake?
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@Alexfeinberg Is 6 the specific number where it gets suspicious or did you mean 26?
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If something with 50/50 chances happens 6 times in a row, the correct assumption is that the chances aren’t actually 50/50 and the odds are mispriced
History Defined@historydefined
An infamous roulette game in Monte Carlo Casino on August 18, 1913, saw the ball land on black 26 times in a row. Gamblers lost millions by repeatedly betting on red, convinced it had to happen eventually. The event became one of the most famous examples of the gambler’s fallacy.
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