tokihimself🖤!👨🏽‍⚖️

“sebi uu dey pray, why he no favor uu”

The only reason this game will get to 6.9m is maybe I’m sleeping or I’m in coma But if I wake up to 39m and the last game is Spain vs Kano pillars Make God punish me if I no take am

The guy in pink, no be ur song o

Many boys and men on this app tweet their account balance, talk about needing help and unpaid debts, but nobody believes them or offers help. One woman asked for money to go to work and people contributed enough to buy her a car. Abeg, wetin man do?😭💔

"What are you up to?" Me: "nothing really" ...*incoming call*

adults hate the truth, so they call it disrespect 😭.

@Triidee @Santandave1 w

Day 102 of asking @Santandave1 to add Nigeria 🇳🇬 to his tour 🥺

My timeline is full of kidnappings and killings. I’m tired!!!

“You will die single.” I don’t understand. Do people die in groups now?

enter 200k gbese first.

If I see 17 pro max for person hand, I Dey respect the person gan Cause I go first imagine the kain amount wey Dey your aza before you go fit use 2M buy phone 😂

This lady in Walmart just told her daughter "you campaigning for a real good ass whooping and you about to win the election"

The thing is, I don’t think a lot of Nigerians realize how unsafe we all are

@PeterPsquare @showtimeslyy oh oh oh, una think say una safe, LMAOOO

Omo! Just coming back from a video shoot around Lekki and saw a crowd gathered. Na there I hear say dem catch suspected bandit. Omo, dem don enter Lagos o! 😳🇳🇬💔

@GodstimeAtas @reaganjaewook yes nau, na general knowledge nau

A country with scientists will always achieve development faster than a country with prayer warriors.

@thoka_2 ok

Bro forgot Manchester United will be in it

ashawo sef, i don drop pad bounce, and you go still see me for your house again, not to talk of your babe.

Look at how the PSG players immediately stopped appealing the moment the referee waved it away. Only Marquinhos approached the ref, and the bench stayed calm. Zero drama. Now contrast that with Mikel Arteta and Arsenal. When Madueke pulled down Nuno Mendes and intentionally went down looking for a soft penalty, the Arsenal players threw a collective tantrum on the pitch. Arteta rallied his entire bench, screaming at the officials for almost a minute and nearly interrupting the game. That’s the exact brand of tactical tantrum he throws in the PL to bully weak English referees who completely lack authority. What makes Arteta truly embarrassing is his shameless desperation. Later on, when Gyokeres’ shot got deflected for a corner, Arteta was up in the fourth official's face demanding a handball penalty. Then we saw the replay, and the ball wasn't even close to a PSG player's arm. He’s a certified embarrassment to the beautiful game.

If a regular crackhead did this on a corner y’all would call the police.