TomFromHELL

This is not yelling. This is Italian whispering, and you will respect my heritage. 🤌🇮🇹

My favorite Harry Potter movie is the one where the entire plot is just "You have to do what the magic fire cup says, Harry." "Does Harry really have to fight the dragon? " "YES THE FIRE CUP SAID SO"

I hate it when local bands and artists say "big things coming soon." Side note, i have a large quantity of music and arts that will be approaching shortly.

Not that I'm hating on my own stuff, RED just feels dramatic and suspenseful, BLUE feels intense and powerful, VIOLET feels kooky to me, I want less silly and more "Oh mother Mary wtf?" This is a dystopia series so. I'm done. Love y'all -TFH

Of my work. I don't want to be a half assed author, and VIOLET feels kind of quarter assed by my own standard, almost out of place with the rest of the series as it stands.

To my book fans: Remember how I said i was trying to drop BLUE by like January 2023? Well, I'm doing you one worse and taking down VIOLET from Amazon for further editing. I honestly just don't feel it's up to par with RED or BLUE and I want my book series to be like, good, so.

Dear Taylor Swift, We should date. There is a good chance it will realign the universe to its proper state. For the fate of the human race, call me.

@JosephPera That's awesome!

*earth elemental. it was a great experience and the director Peter even showed me the microphone that James Earl Jones recorded his lines for Mufasa on

Excited to let you know that I'm playing a tree guy* named Fern in the new @pixar film 'Elemental'. He's got a snippet at the end of this trailer but it'll be out June 16:

I need a master of nunchaku to put whistles on the ends of the nunchucks, make music, thank me later

I love how hbos rebrand is taking away the only part of their name that we actually say.

Every website is a dating site if you can seduce the customer service rep.

I wonder if my cat sees me get out of bed in the morning and goes "awwww big human stretch"

Just saw ant man and wasp,Michelle Pfeiffer is still hot af, that is all.