Tony Cavalieri

@NFL_Convo Goofy

There’s a world where Kyler Murray finishes as the Fantasy QB1 this year And I honestly wouldn’t be surprised

@Savageboston @TMZ

@PolymarketBlitz @AdamSchefter Dude said Kyler Murray and automatic in the same post.

The Minnesota Vikings are bringing in WR Jauan Jennings for a visit per @AdamSchefter Kyler Murray Justin Jefferson Jordan Addision Jauan Jennings TJ Hockenson Aaron Jones Would be an automatic playoff team.

@DrJesseMorse The jews will never let that happen.

If you can make it 5 more years, then I believe we will have the ability to live to 120-150 years old.

@Sleeper_Hoops @SleeperRockets @RocketsMuse @RocketsLead Their coach is retarded

TRUE OR FALSE — Kevin Durant RUINED the Rockets.

@SleeperNFL @SleeperJets @SleeperBrowns @SleeperSeahawks Price, is this a joke?

You’re on the clock - who are you taking in a dynasty rookie draft?

@SomethingEra2 Golday is here to replace Cashman. He is certainly not an edge.

Evaluation of every Vikings pick: Banks - Should be day 1 starter, very high upside if he can stay on the field Golday - Rotational guy this year, I expect him to take on the AVG role as his career progresses. Probably my favorite pick. Domonique Orange - Day 1 starter.

@vikesinsider Glazing every pick fir their ceiling outcome. Gay.

> Caleb Banks is a clone of Chris Jones > Golday is the second coming of AVG > No words needed for BIG CITRUS > Tiernan reminds top OL coach of Mitch Schwartz > Jakobe Thomas is “the Hufanga of the 26 class” > Max Bredeson is quite literally Kyle Juszscyk > Demmings is “reminiscent of DaRon Bland” > Clairborne is “diet coke Achane/Gibbs”

@OhioTate One guy was the 1st up and last asleep at age 40. The other lied about getting laid. Tough call.

Ballots are still being counted but I can confirm the Spring Break MVP has become a two horse race. Nicky Smokes - Lead the league in fucking (2), Dropped a name Dante The Don - Went out all 7 nights, Funny scream At 43, Dante would become the oldest MVP in league history.

@barstoolspringb Bots in comments went HARD all week.

4 Smokes 1 Bathroom

@stoolpresidente @barstoolspringb Bots in the comments real MVP

Thanks to the full week @barstoolspringb survivors Dante Nikki Smokes Ella Katic Smelly Also thanks to Tommy, Keegs. Situationship and all the production people. What a long exhausting week for everybody involved. Until Summer House if there is one…..

@BarstoolMuse Jesus bro he didnt smash the other chick. Girl was out in 8 minutes fully dressed with dry hair and rubbing the skin off her nose.

Smokes’ Vegas Run has come to an end. Final Stats: - 0.30 “Meat to Meats” per day (2 kills, 6.5 days) - 0 times fucking the TortillaCon Huzz (TortillaCon fell thru, not on him) - Shared one of the names from the rumors - 0 STDs contracted (May change) Grade his performance A-F.

@barstoolspringb Go away meemaw

The boys didn’t introduce their girls to Keegs & she’s over it

@TomScibelli @MeekPhill_ Just give them some coke and lie about smashing. Works for the other guy.

IT IS NOT 0-6 WHEN THEY ARE ALL ENGAGED/MARRIED YOU FUCKING MORON @MeekPhill_!!! THOSE ARE INTENTIONAL WALKS!!!! I CANT GET A PITCH TO HIT

@barstoolspringb @stoolpresidente get these bots handled.

“Sickening fucking vibes” -Ella

@nickysmokess Excellent effort all week, you are doing all you can. Lying about the shower smash is still a massive L.

As we deploy for our last battle I want to take the time to say thank you to everyone who watched, everyone behind the scenes, the city of Las Vegas and Palms casino. This has been the longest and craziest week of my life. I hope you all enjoyed the show. Time for one last battle

@stoolpresidente @barstoolspringb Line you let the bots loose in the comments?

I have ordered Reed, Meek Phil, and Mikey Bets to be turned loose for the rest of @barstoolspringb

@CDS9913 @AdamSchefter Log off the internet retard

@AdamSchefter Why don’t you fuck off and let people watch the draft live you prick!!!!!!! You think you got to announce the pic before Goodell does. Asshole

Jeremiyah Love goes No. 3 to Arizona and he is now the first running back drafted in the top five picks since the Giants selected Saquon Barkley No. 2 in 2018.

@barstoolspringb I heard he cracked her in the bathroom

Have you ever seen someone so giddy

@barstoolspringb Everything about the dude is fake and people still belive his fairytales.

Nicky’s roots are coming in & Brady learns Nicky had a hair transplant