ProgressoPapi🥫

My straight homie cut his hair and asked if I thought he looked better buzzed or curly. I told him he looked better with long hair and he said “Good, cause I don’t want you to be looking!” Then I informed him that I’d never be looking cause straight men have dirty bootyholes.

matter fact i’m slapping every lightskin nigga i see on the street today in solidarity

Man, the Washington Hilton is 0-2.

Klay Thompson come outside

That beige biracial basketball bitch did ✨what✨??????

Klay. You gotta get outta Texas. As soon as possible.

Adele probably couldn’t top the things they wrote about that taupe man on this app!!

They’re dragging Klay Thompson.😭

My entire TL to that uncooked cornbread battered, puff-pastry colored far eyed loose ankled cheating manipulator:

The news: shots fired at correspondents dinner The whole world right now…

I've used dark mode so much that a white screen physically repulses me

@TheRealDJVirgoB How’d we even decide she’s the problem?!

So Megan the problem

#News - Confusion and chaos - President swiftly removed from room WHCA dinner ballroom!

Bravo to there person who has put these flyers all over Capitol Hill and even thought to put them in waterproof sleeves.

@billybinion You are on something. Empower didn’t even have insurance!

Once again, rideshare in DC is an absolute joke. Got an 18 (!) minute Uber wait before the app canceled and couldn’t find another driver. The lawmakers who forced alternatives like Empower out of the market should be ashamed. Just making people’s lives harder for no reason.

@masorigins …lies you fucking tell.

If you do poppers you’ll do a line idk

Straight men have dirty holes.

Cannabis didn’t suddenly gain medical value. They’re just acknowledging it.

I can get tipsy in DC with $40.🥴