Shash

Change BDSM to League of Legends

@onlyforthevoid This is insane LMFAO

Jarrett and Tian feeding botlane

my karmic duty is to write little matlab scripts

@onlyforthevoid I feel like this is a Taylor Swift marketing thing and her newest album is going to be number 1

@onlyforthevoid @mr_liuser They transferred him to another zoo :(

Das just @mr_liuser

Luka and Jokic on the same basketball team would fix the geopolitical issues

Hip-Hop: The Passion of Drake *Drake hosts his last studio session with his disciples* Drake: I know one of you has betrayed me 21 Savage: What!?! Who? *Drake’s disciples look around in surprise, while Metro Boomin sits in silence* Drake: It’s ok. Let’s enjoy this final studio session *Drake lifts up USB sticks and champagne* Drake: Use. These are my feature verses. Drink. This is my blood. Let them forgive any sins. *Drake hands out the USB sticks and champagne to forgive the sins* *The disciples consume the champagne and plug the USB sticks into their MacBooks* Travis Scott: It’s lit *After the studio session Drake moves to the garden where he is freestyling and Metro Boomin joins him* Metro Boomin: Drake… Drake: Friend, you did what you had to do Metro Boomin: I know… *Metro Boomin kisses Drake on the cheek to signal the betrayal* *Moments after Kanye’s army enters to arrest Drake and take him away to trial* High Priest Pusha T: Are you Drake, the member of the big 3? Drake: Yes. I am. *The crowd reacts in anger, and ask a disciple, 21 Savage, if he knows Drake* 21 Savage: I don’t know him. I don’t know who he is. We’ve never met! *Drake looks to 21 Savage and nods, knowing it’s part of the prophecy* *They transfer Drake to Kanye West’s palace for the rest of the trial* Kanye: Are you Drake, the King of Hip-Hop? Drake: My kingdom is not of this place, it is R&B *Kanye sees no faults in Drake, but is left no choice, but to listen to the crowd* Kanye: I see no choice, but to have you crucified. *Drake accepts his fate as it fulfils his prophecy* Drake: I understand. May Pac forgive you. *Drake is taken out where he is to carry a large cross to the eventual place of his crucifixion* *Drake falls once when carrying the cross, but continues* Drake: Ouch. *On the way Drake see Lil Wayne crying with his disciple, PARTYNEXTDOOR* Drake: Father take care of thy disciple. Disciple, take care of my father. PARTYNEXTDOOR: I will. *PARTYNEXTDOOR hugs and eases Lil Wayne* *Drake continues until J. Cole of Forest Hill comes to help him* J. Cole: Let me help you out Drake: Thank you J. Cole: I’m a Born Sinner, but I will help you Drake: Your sins will be forgiven my child *As the two carry the cross, until Drake passes Sexyy Red, who wipes Drake’s face of the sweat and blood* *Drake’s face prints on the LV napkin as she wipes it* Sexxy Red: No way. *Drake falls for a second time* Drake: Ughhhh. Don’t give up on me now *As they continue Drake meets the IG models of hip-hop, as they cry watching him suffer* Drake: Don’t cry for me. Cry for yourselves and your children. *Drake falls a third, before eventually reaching the point* Drake: Almost there. Hold On, We’re Going Home *Upon his arrival Drake is stripped of his Off-White garments before he is nailed to the cross* Drake: Oh my goodness! *After being nailed to the cross, he is lifted, where he is crucified between DaBaby and R. Kelly* Soldier Kendrick Lamar: Hail Drake! The king of Hip-Hop haha Drake: Forgive them Pac, they don’t know what they did. *As Drake hangs from the cross he utters his final words* Drake: This is God’s Plan. *After dying Drake is taken off the cross and carried to a tomb*

RIP the Zion Williamson of otters 😢

@onlyforthevoid LOOOOOOOL

@onlyforthevoid Bocchi the rock should’ve swept 😢

@onlyforthevoid LMAOOOO

@onlyforthevoid LMFAO WHAT????

Europeans in Dallas for the World Cup final

@onlyforthevoid Covid years didn’t happen so actually I just turned 22

@SHMO_KO The nanobots they put in the water are activated by boiling

I will not be bullied by my municipal government. Comrades, who among you will join me in drinking 1-3 gallons of unboiled, unspoiled Memphis tap?

@onlyforthevoid My fantasy team does not think this is funny

@onlyforthevoid So humble