Patricia (Trixie) Donohue

@HogMcqueen yo why did you tweet this

Hey guys, I know a lot of people have been asking for my opinion on Clav getting framed mogged by ASU frat president, I just want to say if you are ever jester-maxing in the club to avoid foids and some chad-maxers try to spike your cortisol levels you have to non-chalant-mog.

@Blancarodri77 im here

okay my twitter is broken and i cannot reply to responses to my tweets. sorry for the inconvenience everyone.

@Blancarodri77 good censoring bro hope no one you know is on the 🥸 baseball team

literally who the fuck would buy this

can’t wait to use “I was just talking to the president” next time I get caught on my phone at work fuck summer please come

have had this one song on heavy rotation all week just to find out it’s the Gymskin anthem💔

they made a category for when I go to the bar

whole squad drinking on either antibiotics or tylenol tonight do NOT come near us🔥🔥 we will vomit

went to the gym at 9am and saw… none of you there btw… #day1or1day #betterthanyou

merry christmas everyone❤️❤️ Please stop asking Santa for a 5’6 rocket I’ve been abducted 8 times this week.

just #studying in the library.. you can tell what cubicle I’m in by the distinct sour stench of kombucha that has followed me since i spilled it on myself. #soembarassing #yeast

@BJ77867786 @CanuckleGame

@CanuckleGame 6, 14, 23

Which 3 Canadian restaurants are you keeping? 🇨🇦😋🍁

was this insensitive she’s okay

girl having a seizure at the bar while i’m drunk asl #shrinkthat

Grandma just said she’s worried about me cause I look like I don’t eat enough #wearesoback #bagpartysuccess

@Blancarodri77 thanks for the dirty dishes dox #notcool

first time eating veggies in a week, and found this little guy #nevereatingbroccoliagain #seeyouinvalhalla

@Blancarodri77 fork + crumbs + tampon. Yea you’re ending up on the university snap chat story

picture this. me sitting at the FRONT of class. i pull my pencil case from my bag. fork hanging from it. tampon hanging. crumbs all over my lap. “she’s the dirtiest girl ever,” they all whisper in unison.

Maddie Kowalski and her boyfriend #MaddieKowalski

butting in line and getting boo’d by the cucks that let us pass. famous words: you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, fuck u idiots