TrollDevil9000 📀

It’s easy being trolldevil9000 but the app needs me.

Don’t confuse a writer for a thinker. Those are completely separate occupations.

Wake up in morning feeling like p diddy (oh hell nah!)

@konaman00 I’ve had my heart broken too… just in a different way heh… #foreveralone

Had sharp chest pain and took a deep breath and felt a small tear inside

@Junencense @301pushups We forgave kobe

@301pushups Idk I heard he was trying see little girl feet but I couldn’t find anything about it online. I’m like 99% sure I’ve seen him repost women that write his name on their feet tho so it’s possible

so based, when I type "lol" it autocorrects to Lil B (the based god)

@spongbobfan369 Thank you

@TrollDevil9000 No please, don’t be embarrassed! I should be embarrassed if anything…

Ummm… hi! Oh my god this is soooo embarrassing

@301pushups @snqped forget the pizza and let me get a bite bro…

Be honest yall… W or L eats? Inspired by: @snqped

@dayixings *Tickles you till you explode*

@TrollDevil9000 i am not

Why is everyone bisexual

Twitter rate limit was made by Netanyahu and French Montana

@epppyyy Time

@killlikebutton Splooging when they take off the Saran Wrap

Watching a DoorDash JOI in its entirety

my dad taught me to respect everyone but fear nobody except for herobrine

@im2hai What about anais?

naming my kids gumball and darwin

I think everyone wishes human saliva had cleaning properties. Like We could all lick each other clean there would be no need for baths like imagine ur partner coming home after a backbreaking job and u start licking him squeaky clean yall feeling me on this one

@snqped The wind coming from outside stops ghosts from maintaining their form and thus the ghost penis

What is the science behind sleeping better only when the window is open

@weapon_xv Those are a delicacy in my country

elon musk should spend all trillion of his dollars on genetically turning me into a wombat

I wanna have a huge beard so that when I kiss a hairy pussy my beard and the girls pubes stick together like velcro

any slimes in the southampton area up for hitting a few licks

@TrollDevil9000 we would smell the flowers, then u will laser me to death cuz ur trolldevil9000

@monkey92972893 Don’t do it… it’s evil!!

I Need a Job right Now