Emerson Trout

@cmonlayton This hit way to close to home

me every morning when i’m hungover on my way to work

Half of you questioning Simone Biles’ “toughness” can’t even wear a mask for five minutes in Starbucks. Have a seat.

@BrittneyViboch It’ll be nice to let the second third string guys play a little

@BrittneyViboch Should be a good warm up series for the Dodgers

Holy shit you cannot reform this

So you agree that a fully funded police force doesn’t prevent crime?

Today we announced that Epicurious is cutting out beef. It won’t appear in new Epi recipes, articles, newsletters, or on social. This isn’t a vendetta against cows or people who eat them. It’s a shift about sustainability; not anti-beef but pro-planet. trib.al/hy6gm9s

15 years ago, Ricky Bobby beat Jean Girard in a footrace at @TALLADEGA. Because they got out of their cars, they were both disqualified. Cal Naughton Jr. would go on to win.

Last week the @NRA celebrates a Colorado judge that struck down a ban on AR-15-style assault weapons in Boulder. This week #BoulderColorado becomes the next city to be devestated by this public health crisis we face in America.

There's so much I admire about the French: their sophistication, their cinema, their willingness to prosecute former presidents.

When @chandlermang won’t respond to your urgent work emails

@cmonlayton I actually just watched an episode the other day my favorite character besides sagwa is the cook no doubt

@TroutMaster96 thank u so much for this. i also did and really thought i kinda dreamt it

does anyone remember sagwa the asian cat show

Y’all I don’t think distance learning is working

If $15/hr min wage bothers you because it's more/ the same or "too close to" what you're making, direct that anger to your bosses who are underpaying you, not to other people who are also underpaid.

It’s important to impeach & convict this president even if he has few days left in office. It will set a precedent. We must make it clear that no president can lead an insurrection against the U.S. government. What we do today will matter for the rest of this nation's history.

new to twitter, what's up everybody?

Expel the Republican members of Congress who incited the white supremacist attempted coup.