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Charli Harvey: New Recipe, Same Great Taste
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Charli Harvey: New Recipe, Same Great Taste
@TryingMaybe
They/She/He I make videos very occasionally. https://t.co/MMe38OtDda
In the World of the Dead Beigetreten Haziran 2020
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That American comedian who said British comedy is all long setups resulting in wordplay.
Critically Thinking & Drinking 🧐 🥃🧉🍸🍹🤪@TheCriticalDri1
One of the most brilliant moments of diplomacy in recent history let alone memory. You're going to want to see this.
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huge balls from his speechwriter here bc if you insult That Thing you either become his favourite person ever to walk the earth or he carpet bombs your country to death
Acyn@Acyn
A lot of jokes from King Charles tonight. “You recently commented, Mr. President, that if it were not for the United States, European countries would be speaking German. Dare I say that if it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking French”
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really funny that his very first rebuttal was "Oh it's not JUST boys."
Diamie (fc catalyst 🔥🦅)@Diamie_x
This interviewer accused Michael Jackson of sleeping with a 12 year old boy on live tv trying to get him upset . Michael Jackson really ended her with that response😂
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Quite funny and unemployed 95% of the time. The King is a true stand up comedian.
Acyn@Acyn
King Charles: I cannot help noticing the readjustments to the East Wing. I'm sorry to say that we British of course made our own small attempt at real estate redevelopment of the White House in 1814.
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@KyleJamesOlson @JayExci Really, all of these are flawed analogies. It's "Do you want to press a button where 50% is the required amount to save everyone, or press a button where 100% is the required amount to save everyone."
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@TryingMaybe @JayExci You only would be saving the people who only cared about saving the ship, the first people to bail wouldn't be there to save anyone
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@KyleJamesOlson @JayExci This seems like an argument in my favour. "Only the most compassionate people on the ship will die."
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@KyleJamesOlson @JayExci The thing this is missing is that it's not the ship you're trying to save, it's the people. And come to think of it, the ship isn't already sinking. Blue is just chilling out, and red is starting a leak and then leaving.
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@TryingMaybe @JayExci Lets change it up.
You're on a sinking ship, everyone has a choice to use the life-boats and get of safely, or attempt to bail out water and save the sinking ship.
The sinking ship can only be saved if at least 50% of the people stay.
Saving a ship isn't worth your life
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@KyleJamesOlson @JayExci I'd argue the problem is already there. It's kind of like a fire has already broken out. Blue is choosing to turn on a sprinkler and if enough sprinklers are turned on, the fire is put out. Red is choosing to disable a sprinkler, glue every blue person to the ground and run away.
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@TryingMaybe @JayExci choosing blue creates a problem for yourself, and that problem can only be resolved if enough people are also willing to choose blue.
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@KyleJamesOlson @JayExci dude, that's better than red. One hundred perfect of people need to pick red to put the fire out. Else the fire kills whoever didn't pick red.
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@TryingMaybe @JayExci which is why it would be blue who starts the fire, it can only be put out if more than 50% of the vote is blue so they have enough to put out the fire they started
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@KyleJamesOlson @JayExci Because if 51% choose red, all of blue dies. That's how this works. Reread the original question. If 51% choose red, ONLY red gets to live.
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@TryingMaybe @JayExci why would 49% of blue die for not starting a fire?
You're reimaging attempt is terrible
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would be stressed about drama school results but I have anxiety and I'm already used to having a panic attack every time I get an email
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@KyleJamesOlson @JayExci yep. In my example, blue maps to not starting a fire. Red is starting a fire and everyone who starts a fire gets to live. If 100% chooses red, everyone lives. If 50% chooses blue, everyone lives. How is this even a little bit difficult.
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did you know 90% of apologetic girls stop saying i'm sorry right before they're forgiven for existing.
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@KyleJamesOlson @JayExci I think you are maybe misunderstanding the question. Everyone except one person picks red, that one person dies. If just half of everyone picks blue, everyone lives.
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@TryingMaybe @JayExci only if at least 50% of the other puppies also choose to start a fire, do we all live, if choosing to start the fire.
If you choose to not start a fire, you live.
If no puppies start fires, all puppies live.
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@PetreRaleigh I think it should mean they put olive brine in your Dr Pepper
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I was so irritated when I found out what "dirty" meant in this context. Why would you describe it that way. Dirty should mean alcohol at the very least
Dexerto@Dexerto
McDonald's is launching a new drinks menu that includes dirty sodas and caffeinated refreshers: - Dirty Dr Pepper - Sprite Berry Blast - Mango Pineapple Refresher - Strawberry Watermelon Refresher
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@KyleJamesOlson @JayExci it's more like YOU are a puppy in a humane society. you can choose to not start a fire at all or start a fire and everyone who chooses to start a fire gets to live.
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It's like you have an option to start a fire at a humane society and then attempt to save the puppies, or the option to not start a fire.
All of the puppies will die if someone votes to start the fire, unless 50% of people vote to start the fire and help attempt to save the puppies.
How would someone who didn't start the fire be responsible for the puppies dying?
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If you want to know what kind of person I am, someone asked what the most pop-music song I knew the words to was and after a lot of increasingly desperate suggestions from them, we eventually landed on Being Alive from Company.
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Other *actual* intrusive-thought-havers, are you also forever terrified of being sedated with whatever makes people say crazy stuff. Like dude I can't say ANY of this I don't care if they know I'm drugged.
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@KyleJamesOlson @JayExci The only outcome where red-pressers are not murderers is if literally everyone on the face of the planet presses red. (also it's en masse)
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@TryingMaybe @JayExci It's only mass murder if enough people sign up to be murdered for it to be in mass.
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