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It's actually impossible for my room to stay clean longer than 24 hours

Happy Mothers Day! 💐💐

I swear bobby pins just get up and walk away by themselves

I love making people who already hate me hate me even more

everybody you have ever met came out of a vagina screaming in fear

Have you ever been so sad that you can’t even cry you just sit there and think about how sad you are

Me looking at old pictures: "Why?" Me looking at old haircut: "Why?" Me looking at old clothes: "Why?" Me looking at old crush: "Why?"

i’m like 99% sure drake and josh was cancelled because josh got skinny

Cereal is an acceptable meal at all times of the day

“you’re so hot,” i whispered as i took my plate of food out of the microwave

*goes online shopping* *puts everything i want in a cart* *checks subtotal* *laughs and closes tab*

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I'm ready for some chill ass summer nights.

#YouWillNotBeTakenSeriouslyIf you flirt with every girl that breathes..

do u ever listen to a song and u can just tell the singer has a beard

i’ve been in a bad mood since like 2007

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u