Duston Schulte

Well at least I don't feel bad about going to bed early and missing the rest of this game. Thanks a lot #mnwild. Come to play next time

There's nothing more manly than two dudes belting out Blank Space by T Swift together in the the car @Rdumm5

"They're open until close!" - @carlypluskwik. Thanks Carl, I would have never guessed...

When your company pays for cab rides and your cab driver tells you to put what ever you want for the total, that's the real American dream

@mlgeiger haha that's hilarious!

From being in Montana I have realized that the citizens there are the sole purpose Subaru is in business

All these people getting engaged and I'm over here not being able to decide what I want for lunch. Or even if I want lunch.

My grandma just told me to pick up glazed donuts while I was at my dentist appointment... What?

@HaglesBagles this was completely taken out of context. Already using your law skills I see

About to go into the Grand Rapids Target. Let's see how many people I will awkwardly run into that I know

Just got 2 things out of the vending machine when I only payed for 1. I think my life is finally heading in the right direction #blessed

My dad always knows what to say to get me out of a bad mood and feel better about my life. Couldn't have called at a better time #thankspaps

@EyeSacDoll @UNDuston teachers just have no balls these days

I don't think I've ever coasted into a weekend this hard in my life #TGIF

Losing by a combined 4.2 points in fantasy football the first two weeks really grinds my gears

So I just asked for a six pack of beer at the golf course and the lady gave me a pizza How do you screw that up? #confused @Mickey_Mendoza1

It’s that time of the week again! #TshirtTuesday meow, you know the drill!

I really think I need to start using my hands to catch me when I fall

Lady at work told me she just found out eggs had expiration dates # gross