Captain Coons

@3peaksG @michaeljburry

@michaeljburry Bro you’ve made 1 good trade in your life. What market have you seen?

Markets have never seen a needle top.

Fell for market manipulation Friday… again. Markets are closed. Strait is closed. IRGC sending VHF messages. Ships are turning around. Now what: Trump can return to genocidal threats in his rhetoric until futures open at 6PM on Sunday. Rinse and Repeat.

@RyanNoe10 1/17th of their debt. They are still fucked.

#AMC just paid off a haf a billion in loans, suck it

TRUMP: We have a deal with Ir.. Netanyahu:

Mossad has been HACKED by 'Anonymous for Justice' Hackers allege full access to Israel’s intelligence databases, laboratories, and classified weapons blueprints. They’ve released video “proof” screen recordings of documents, internal files, and photos linked to Israeli officials and scientists.

@stanos07 Same with this idiot. It’s always “next week” every Friday.

Lmao. This is GOLD!!!! I love It. You’re 10000% right. I said the same thing. He missed on EVERYTHING! This guys can’t read a chart to save his life. He’s worse than Cramer $gme $amc

@Comedyorwat @TheAfflixion You beg people to gift you things. That’s basically what cancer does. You are cancer.

@TheAfflixion If you were so tough you wouldn't challenge internet strangers to fights 😂

You all just got fucking played by the king of trolls $GME Trump 2028 tweet gone

@TheAfflixion @Comedyorwat He’s unemployed. Lol This shit writes itself.

@Comedyorwat That’s why you post on X so much 😂😂 What you won’t do is say that shit to my face cunt.

@Comedyorwat @lilcapital741 The unemployed grifter talking shit about someone with a job; regardless of what it is. Adorable.

@lilcapital741 Yes. Me living rent free in your head while you flip your 69th burger of the day Bud, put the fries in the bag

BREAKING: Just 20 minutes before Trump's announcement that the Strait of Hormuz was open, massive trades hit the market. Investors sold a combined 7,990 lots of Brent crude futures, ​a $760 million bet that oil would go down. These orders were much larger than anything else at the time. The traders made huge gains. Unusual.

@PoweredByYaH And you’ve blocked me two previous times. You don’t know how to handle adversity. Most kids don’t.

@PoweredByYaH I had to create a new account. My last one got permanently suspended. Either way, I wouldn’t follow you, because you are completely full of shit. And I can assure you that I’m older, more educated, and have more experience than you. Your bs is hilarious!

We now have confirmation we are squeezing next week!! $gme $amc closed above their squeeze trendlines 🥳🎉🎉 Then $ffai pulled up off support To be continued Sunday night! 🍿🍿🍿

@PoweredByYaH All it took was years of bullshit weekly predictions.

@USAFDoc3535 You would literally see i’m on point now 😭😭🤣🤦🏼‍♂️

@PoweredByYaH Don’t quit your new job, because you suck at this.

Our lives are about to change … then again come summer …. And never forget it is ALL because of Yah’s grace and love.

Yeah, that’s going to be a “no” from me, @ryancohen.

@CarrotDoom @Atreyuisreal @ryancohen I agree.

@Atreyuisreal @ryancohen He better be preparing because I'm a Gamestop ape with 5,000 shares and I will be voting NO to his options package. Sorry Ryan. I want money. You post dumb shit like this the day we are about to finally gamma ramp through an OPEX date. No options package for you.

@LFDY88 Hahahahahahahahahahaha! That’s fucking funny!

@USAFDoc3535 Why would I do that. Im planning on lightning myself on fire after market close lawl

$GME 👂 🙉 Wooooosssaaaahh

@ThePPseedsShow Do you know what it says about grifting in the Bible? Don’t.

When I become a millionaire the first thing I’m doing is building a church I promised God this years ago. Soon reality