USFL Pigskin Talk

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USFL Pigskin Talk

@USFLPigskinTalk

We cover the @USFL2021 with honesty, candor, authenticity, and transparency, in order to enhance fan enjoyment and understanding.

Beigetreten Temmuz 2022

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USFL Pigskin Talk@USFLPigskinTalk·4 Eki

Hey, @WranglersUSFL . Wake up!! Your team is good. Do SOMETHING! 🤡 franchise.

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USFL Pigskin Talk@USFLPigskinTalk·4 Eki

The last time the @USFL2021 Twitter account RTed a team account that wasn’t the @BlitzChicago was BEFORE THE SEASON STARTED!!!! The fix is in! This league is turdy and I’m investigating 🕵️‍♀️

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USFL Pigskin Talk@USFLPigskinTalk·4 Eki

Can we vote you out like Kevin McCarthy? You both are turdy!

USFL RapSheet@USFLRapSheet

Mike is just salty because his preseason pick to win it all, the Oklahoma Outlaws, are stinking up the joint. He will blame injuries, but we were all cracking up the moment he made that stupid call.

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USFL Pigskin Talk@USFLPigskinTalk·4 Eki

Maybe, I don’t know, play some damn defense!

BetM&M@BETMMFantasy

Not the best start at 1-3 but they've also faced the most points against. Could a run be coming?

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USFL Pigskin Talk@USFLPigskinTalk·4 Eki

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BetM&M@BETMMFantasy

The @MIPanthersUSFL are 2-2 and averaging 98 ppg...and that's with Burrow averaging less than 8PPG. They could be playoff bound but that calf needs to get healthy to take another step forward.

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USFL Pigskin Talk@USFLPigskinTalk·4 Eki

Finish higher than 7th place for once in your life and maybe I’ll give a shit.

Chicago Blitz@BlitzChicago

Thank you for believing in our abilities this season. Not many have in this league. Certainly not that dunce @USFLPigskinTalk

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USFL Pigskin Talk@USFLPigskinTalk·27 Eyl

SOURCES: Jonathan Taylor will not report to the @BlitzChicago. Taylor, who is on the PUP list, wants a new deal from Chicago. He feels his $32 salary is not enough.

Chicago Blitz@BlitzChicago

Come to papa.

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USFL Pigskin Talk@USFLPigskinTalk·27 Eyl

Talks between Chicago and Michigan broke down late last night. @BlitzChicago then pivoted to a different Taylor. “Our fanbase is so stupid. They won’t know the difference,” a high-ranking Chicago source told me.

USFL RapSheet@USFLRapSheet

Time to own that wannabe reporter known as @USFLPigskinTalk, who just heard “Chicago” and “Taylor” and made up another sleazy rumor. BREAKING: The @BlitzChicago are sending Mike Evans and Matthew Stafford to the Oakland Invaders for Jonathan Taylor.

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USFL Pigskin Talk@USFLPigskinTalk·27 Eyl

BREAKING: @BlitzChicago and @MIPanthersUSFL have agreed to a HUGE TRADE! Chicago is sending Austin Ekeler, Calvin Ridley, and Mike Evans to Michigan for a 3rd-round pick swap and the right to Taylor Swift’s fandom. Credit me, @USFLRapSheet.

USFL RapSheet@USFLRapSheet

I have heard some rumblings, but those of us with sources know we must confirm first. Want to put yourself out there and tell us what’s happening?

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USFL Pigskin Talk@USFLPigskinTalk·27 Eyl

Hearing a BIG TRADE (MASSIVE) is about to go down. You hearing the same thing, dweeb? @USFLRapSheet

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USFL Pigskin Talk@USFLPigskinTalk·27 Eyl

And yet you’re 2-1. Turdy defense from Chicago to start the year. They’re able to get guys high draft picks like Walker because they keep missing the playoffs.

Chicago Blitz@BlitzChicago

We are averaging 10+ more points per game than any other team in the @USFL2021. It just helps when you find guys like this in the rookie draft…

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USFL Pigskin Talk@USFLPigskinTalk·27 Eyl

Hell yeah! #69

BetM&M@BETMMFantasy

@USFLPigskinTalk @MIPanthersUSFL 6-9

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USFL Pigskin Talk@USFLPigskinTalk·26 Eyl

@USFL2021 What a turdy suggestion. This is Twitter. Not X.

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USFL@USFL2021·26 Eyl

@USFLPigskinTalk Mike, please respond to our IT specialist who has been trying for six weeks to help you use the X app correctly.

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USFL Pigskin Talk@USFLPigskinTalk·26 Eyl

Hey, @MIPanthersUSF. Did you trade your best WR for peanuts because Taylor Swift and/or her “boyfriend” told you to do so? What a turdy trade! “I’ve got a blank space, baby, and I’ll write your brain.”

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USFL Pigskin Talk@USFLPigskinTalk·26 Eyl

Hahahahahaha @ExpressUSFL, remember when you signed Brock Purdy?!?! You lost! #UTurdy

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USFL Pigskin Talk@USFLPigskinTalk·26 Eyl

Hey, @BETMMFantasy, what’s the line on the number of NFL games Taylor Swift attends the rest of season vs. games @MIPanthersUSFL wins the rest of the season? The Panthers are turdy want to bet against.

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USFL Pigskin Talk@USFLPigskinTalk·26 Eyl

Hey, @BlitzChicago . Congrats on the good start to the season. Maybe you’ll make the playoffs one of these years. Love the Twitter bio you’re still rocking. Never miss a small detail! #UTurdy

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USFL Pigskin Talk@USFLPigskinTalk·26 Eyl

Hey @MIPanthersUSFL and @SlingingItUSFL, congrats on your turdy-for-turdy trade. You both loss! You both still suck! I guess a terrible trade (both ways) can’t fix your franchises.

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