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Ubernizer 🪐

@Ubernizer_

sapiosexual | respect and loyalty means everything | sarcastic af | pls follow back

Beigetreten Temmuz 2023
1.2K Folgt1.6K Follower
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Ubernizer 🪐@Ubernizer_·
She finally visited a customer that has been asking her out for a long time and he left her fighting for her life. She couldn’t feel her legs anymore
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She finally visited a customer that has been asking her out for a long time and he left her fighting for her life. She couldn’t feel her legs anymore
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@_HerMajestee The father’s abandonment was the original betrayal he chose to leave. She chose to stay and fight with the only tools she had. Yes, the truth eventually mattered, and kids are sharper than we think. But her lie came from love, not selfishness.
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𝑩𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒉@_HerMajestee·
My son Noah was six when his father walked out with a duffel bag, saying he “needed space.” No slammed door, no goodbye. Just silence. That night, Noah sat on the rug: “When is Daddy coming home?” I didn’t know how to tell him the truth. So I lied. And that lie lasted two years.
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Rasmulan@mrrasmulan·
I parked near a Chinese restaurant while at the gym, and when I came back, I found this symbol on my car. Any idea what it means?
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Toji🦉@Tojisukuna56·
❗JUST NOW : These two American actors were pOrnstars and they are both dead💔💔💔
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@sa10nee She’s growing up so it’s normal for her to explore
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SIR1⭐️@sa10nee·
North West was captured taking a blue substance which is believed to be Rohypnol (flunitrazepam) after hanging out with singer FKA Twigs, whom Kanye West previously called out for featuring her in a song and making her wear some weird dresses in the music video. Sources claim Kanye West is blaming Kim Kardashian for letting this happen and that he’s going to do all he can to win a full custody battle against Kim after this recent video of North taking drugs, seeing it as a result of Kim’s bad co-parenting
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@fwBen_ She tapped out after round 4 like sir this is a Waffle House, Respect the chef 😂
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BIGBEN@fwBen_·
Fvcking my girl four holes is one of the best feeling every man. Last weekend, my girlfriend came home a little drunk and super horny. She pushed me onto the bed, took off all her clothes quickly, and whispered in my ear, “Baby, I want you to fuck all four of my holes tonight. Use me like your dirty little slut.” I started by spreading her legs and fucking her wet pussy hard and deep. She was moaning loudly and scratching my back like she couldn’t get enough. After a few minutes, I flipped her over, put some lube on, and slowly pushed my cock into her tight ass. She gasped and moaned even louder as I stretched her. Next, she got on her knees, looked up at me with naughty eyes, and sucked my cock clean. She took it deep into her throat, drooling and gagging a little, which made me even harder. For the fourth hole, I laid her on her back with her legs wide open. I fucked her mouth again while using my fingers on her pussy and ass at the same time. She was shaking and screaming with pleasure. Finally, she came so hard that she squirted all over my hand and the bed. By the end, she was a tired, shaking mess with cum in every hole. She smiled at me and asked, “When can we do this again?” I felt like a king. 😈
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My bestie told me how she usually does all four holes during sex with her boyfriend but was still cheated on. Please what are the four holes and have you ever done four holes before?

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@x_victeem The ex showing up knowing he’s getting married that weekend is wilder than the ovulation text itself Blame the hormones all you want, but that confidence was unlocked
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Diamond 💎@x_victeem·
Mine nearly got me into trouble. My boyfriend was away on a work trip, and in a moment of questionable decision-making, I texted my ex for a “quick catch-up.” The funniest part? He was getting married that same weekend. No long conversations, no catching up on old times he just showed up, handled what he came for, and left. Till today, I blame hormones for that level of confidence. 😭😂
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ovulation texts are worse than drunk texts 😭

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@MNEYln Once your babe enter university na college pussy
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@kiirakhan Magic pussy is the ultimate compliment fr. Sounds like y’all have insane chemistry that instant nut is a badge of honor, not a bug.
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Jack Waves@JackWaves01·
I’ve lived through too many bad breaks to know that endurance isn’t optional. you don’t get to renegotiate with your family’s future just because the weather turned ugly today. wipe your face. we go again.
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Baddy of Lagos 👑@_belikebaddy·
Only verified users can comment on this post, you know what to do !
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Noora🌷@Amma__tuuh·
@Ubernizer_ Hope your lawyer has a lawyer to defend this🤣😂
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It has finally been confirmed that lil Wayne is engaged to a 23yrs old Madi Cannon from Indiana after his failed relationship with the 40yrs old Denise Bidot Recent reports also has it that lil Wayne has been physically and s£xually abusive towards Madi Cannon, giving her young age and lil Wayne’s influence over her she can’t tell the police about it plus the fact that she gets almost everything she wants from him. Reports also has it that he let his 40yrs old Ex go because he could no longer intimidate her like Madi Cannon
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