Angehefteter Tweet
Ubernizer 🪐
8.7K posts

Ubernizer 🪐
@Ubernizer_
sapiosexual | respect and loyalty means everything | sarcastic af | pls follow back
Beigetreten Temmuz 2023
1.2K Folgt1.6K Follower

Bro has a retwist and a landing strip for small aircraft 😭😭😭
𓆩𝐉𝐚𝐲𓆪@HadesGum
Just got a fresh retwist
English

@_HerMajestee The father’s abandonment was the original betrayal he chose to leave. She chose to stay and fight with the only tools she had. Yes, the truth eventually mattered, and kids are sharper than we think. But her lie came from love, not selfishness.
English

Want to be monetised easily without stress? Sent a DM
5M impression is secured for 7 days
AKU MICHAEL@AKUMICHAEL51512
Is it true that medicine and surgery is equivalent to B.Sc Nursing?
English

North West was captured taking a blue substance which is believed to be Rohypnol (flunitrazepam) after hanging out with singer FKA Twigs, whom Kanye West previously called out for featuring her in a song and making her wear some weird dresses in the music video.
Sources claim Kanye West is blaming Kim Kardashian for letting this happen and that he’s going to do all he can to win a full custody battle against Kim after this recent video of North taking drugs, seeing it as a result of Kim’s bad co-parenting



English

@fwBen_ She tapped out after round 4 like sir this is a Waffle House, Respect the chef 😂
English

Fvcking my girl four holes is one of the best feeling every man. Last weekend, my girlfriend came home a little drunk and super horny. She pushed me onto the bed, took off all her clothes quickly, and whispered in my ear, “Baby, I want you to fuck all four of my holes tonight. Use me like your dirty little slut.”
I started by spreading her legs and fucking her wet pussy hard and deep. She was moaning loudly and scratching my back like she couldn’t get enough. After a few minutes, I flipped her over, put some lube on, and slowly pushed my cock into her tight ass. She gasped and moaned even louder as I stretched her.
Next, she got on her knees, looked up at me with naughty eyes, and sucked my cock clean. She took it deep into her throat, drooling and gagging a little, which made me even harder.
For the fourth hole, I laid her on her back with her legs wide open. I fucked her mouth again while using my fingers on her pussy and ass at the same time. She was shaking and screaming with pleasure. Finally, she came so hard that she squirted all over my hand and the bed.
By the end, she was a tired, shaking mess with cum in every hole. She smiled at me and asked, “When can we do this again?”
I felt like a king. 😈
SIR1⭐️@sa10nee
My bestie told me how she usually does all four holes during sex with her boyfriend but was still cheated on. Please what are the four holes and have you ever done four holes before?
English

@x_victeem The ex showing up knowing he’s getting married that weekend is wilder than the ovulation text itself Blame the hormones all you want, but that confidence was unlocked
English

Mine nearly got me into trouble. My boyfriend was away on a work trip, and in a moment of questionable decision-making, I texted my ex for a “quick catch-up.” The funniest part? He was getting married that same weekend. No long conversations, no catching up on old times he just showed up, handled what he came for, and left. Till today, I blame hormones for that level of confidence. 😭😂
Ali🌹@_omalichaa
ovulation texts are worse than drunk texts 😭
English

University girls are like Dora the Explorer when it comes to sex 😂
Back in 100 level, there was this final year babe staying close to our building. Quiet type, barely talked to anyone. But her dad was loaded. Somehow we started talking and she actually caught feelings for me…….



ℕ𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖 𝔽𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕒🥹❤️💕💋@CHARMAINE45217
stop having sex with university students, allow them grow for God's sake.
English

@kiirakhan Magic pussy is the ultimate compliment fr. Sounds like y’all have insane chemistry that instant nut is a badge of honor, not a bug.
English

My boyfriend says I have a magic pussy because he always finishes super fast and he says he's never had that with anyone else before. The first time we had sex (he took my virginity) I literally slid down on him fully for the first time and he immediately pulled me off….
kiira🫦@kiirakhan
Ever dealt with a partner finishing early in bed?
English

@Ubernizer_ @_belikebaddy Need more people who genuinely enjoy interaction
English

It has finally been confirmed that lil Wayne is engaged to a 23yrs old Madi Cannon from Indiana after his failed relationship with the 40yrs old Denise Bidot
Recent reports also has it that lil Wayne has been physically and s£xually abusive towards Madi Cannon, giving her young age and lil Wayne’s influence over her she can’t tell the police about it plus the fact that she gets almost everything she wants from him.
Reports also has it that he let his 40yrs old Ex go because he could no longer intimidate her like Madi Cannon


English













