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Ayodele Ahmed

Ayodele Ahmed

@Undisputed_jay

Data Engineer | Project Planner | Data Scientist

Lagos, Nigeria Beigetreten Aralık 2011
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Baron Chymaker.𝛑
Baron Chymaker.𝛑@chymaker·
I have a theory. No Nigerian lady is single in the UK. If she say that she is single, ask her to put it in writing and do your findings. Don’t say I didn’t do anything for you. 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
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Big MO@biggmooo_·
@0xAdesola Anybody willing to collaborate im in the uk
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Ozor Ndi Ozor
Ozor Ndi Ozor@OzorNdiOzor·
“I Overheard My Swedish Husband Calling Me A Black Monkey while on a video call To Another Woman”
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ARÁKÙNRIN ÌYÈLỌLÁ 👷🏡
I received a call this morning that a childhood friend of mine is gone. He impregnated a lady. She gave birth and got stuck in the hospital. Bills unpaid. Pressure from the lady. Pressure from her mother. He reached out to me a few weeks ago. I sent him some money. His workmates said he had been thinking too much lately. He mentioned to them he was hypertensive. The last call he took was from the lady. After he dropped that call he fainted where he sat. Before they could get him to a hospital he was gone. This morning the lady was discharged. The family sorted the hospital bill immediately. The same bill they could not sort when he was alive. Men please take care of yourselves. Even if na to run from the situation temporarily, run. Come back later when you can breathe. It is better than dying. Rest well my guy.🕊🕊
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T J - 🇬🇧 FSD Advocate
🇬🇧 Tesla Model 3 now starts at: £249 in the UK £2,986 down payment, 36 months, 8,000 miles,
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Jyoti Soni
Jyoti Soni@soni_jyoti_·
A friend of mine has been running a company for 30 years, The moment he gives control to his son, everything collapses. In 3 years, the company shut down and lost everything. When I ask my friend if he regrets anything, He smiled and said this:
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Idanssssssss
Idanssssssss@Nimisioluwa·
This is one of the reasons my uncle sent his kids back to Nigeria last year. He is a cop in the USA, and one of his male children threatened to bring his daddy’s gun to school to shoot another male child who bullied his girlfriend 🥲. The bully reported it to his parents, and they came the next day to say the school had failed to protect their child and they were scared for his safety because a Black child was threatening to kill their son. That’s how they suspended the boy pending further investigation and suspended my uncle too for letting his son touch his firearm 🥲. The next summer he brought them back to Nigeria for summer holiday and went back alone 😭😭. They are currently in a Muslim boarding school where they will learn the hard way.
🎙OLUOMO OF DERBY 🇳🇬 🇬🇧🇬🇭 🇿🇼@Oluomoofderby

To every Nigerian parent in the UK, this is a moment for reflection and action. We must sit down with our children and have honest, deep, and sometimes uncomfortable conversations. They need to understand the real consequences of getting involved in gangs: it only leads down two paths and that’s prison or death. Nothing good comes from it. The culture of postcode and turf wars in London is destroying young lives and futures. This cycle must stop. At the same time, authorities must take proactive steps to keep our streets safe. The presence of effective policing, including stop and search where necessary, can play a role in prevention and protection. Let’s protect our children. Let’s guide them. Let’s not wait until it’s too late. Enough is enough.

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folowosele adeboye
folowosele adeboye@boye4christ2006·
The day a Nigerian father in the UK called the police on his own daughter, people thought he had lost his mind but he hadn’t. He had simply understood the gamebefore it destroyed his home.😎 She is 14. Back in Nigeria? Calm. Respectful. No issues. Even when they first relocated to the UK, she was still that same good girl. Then suddenly something shifted. “Shut up,” she told her mother one day, when her mum corrected her. The mother froze. Maybe it was a bad mood. But it didn’t stop there. If her father spoke, she would stand chest to chest with him, eyes locked, almost daring him. Like she was waiting. Waiting for something. At first, they thought it was teenage phase. But this one didn’t feel normal. It felt calculated. One day, the father asked her to do something simple. She refused. She stood right in front of him and said, boldly, “I’m not doing it.” And then she waited. That moment… that silence… that eye contact… She was hoping he would react. You know that Nigerian reflex. That “I will show you I’m your father” reaction. But her dad did something nobody expected. He picked up his phone and called the police. The mother panicked. “Are you serious?!” He said calmly, “If I touch her, they will carry me. Let them carry her instead.” When the police arrived, he didn’t shout. He didn’t explain too much. He just said, “Please take her.” In the UK, once a child starts acting out like that, they often süsp3ct m£nt@l health issues. So the officers said they would take her for evaluation. The moment she heard “mental health” Her confidence disappeared. Immediately. She started begging. Crying.“Please, mummy… please, daddy…” But het father didn’t move. “Take her,” he repeated. And they did. That night, the house was quiet but heavy. The next day, social services showed up. They said, “She’s been crying non-stop. She wants to talk.” The father said, “Not yet.” On the second day, they said “She hasn’t eaten. She keeps begging.” Finally, he agreed to see her. The moment she stepped back into that house, She didn’t argue. She didn’t stand tall. She went straight to the floor. Kneeing. Crying. Begging. That was when the truth came out. Her friends in school had told her. Provoke your parents, they told her. Make them hit you. Report them. The government will take you away, give you a house, money, freedom, iphone with free WiFi. In her mind, she was about to upgrade her life. 😀 New phone. Freedom. Soft life. But she didn’t know one thing Not every parent will play the role you scripted for them especially Nigerians. Her father didn’t react. He redirected. And the script, flipped on her. -Uncle recounts his UK brother’s experience with his daughter. Posted as seen!
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Peter Agboola
Peter Agboola@baba_Omoloro·
Let your kid; i. Learn new skills. ii. Complete challenges. iii. Build hands on projects. DIY is an online platform where kids (ages 6–16) can learn, discover, and share a wide range of skills. It's an wesome kid community. diy.org
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Ugochukwu Madu
Ugochukwu Madu@UgochukwuCFR·
I don’t know why Nigerians do this. You know very well someone has violated your rights, and instead of backing you up, they start advising you not to take action because “you’re an immigrant” or “you’re a student on a visa.” This just reminded me of an experience I had here in the US. Some years ago, a tax preparer diverted my tax refund into her own bank account and had the audacity to pull the “you can’t do anything” card on me. I later learned she had successfully pulled that on some ignorant international students and went scot-free because they had no balls to hold her accountable. A few Nigerians I told advised me not to do anything: “You know you’re a student on a visa.” One even said, “You’re not even supposed to file a tax return.” Imagine that - - an international student working as a graduate assistant and paying taxes is “not supposed” to file taxes? This is a PhD student oh🤦🏽‍♂️. I hate to say this but Nigeria produces some very ignorant graduates. That moment reminded me yet again why Nigeria is the way it is today. We have too many “baby” adults who refuse to hold anyone accountable. Long story short, I showed the tax preparer why I’m doing a fully funded PhD in the US. It’s not by chance; I had six fully funded offers and chose one. So, I think of myself as a confirmed “Kpọkrikpọ.” So, I did some “research” and sent a mail to the IRS. By 11 p.m. the same day USPS confirmed delivery, the same tax preparer who had been ignoring my calls and messages suddenly started blowing up my phone. I made sure not to answer until the next day. By morning, I had multiple missed calls, voicemails, and texts from her, begging me to reconsider and settle. With what I wrote and the evidence I attached, I knew there would be consequences. I knew she was cooked. In less than 24hrs, I got my money. Not a cent missing. It took me calling the IRS to confirm that my full refund had been returned to de-escalate the situation. Knowing how to fight for your rights is a life skill.
Walter 🇳🇬 🇵🇭 🇨🇦@gamerwalt

In 2022, I took our landlord in Canada to court. A Nigerian brother told me I shouldn't since na oyinbo get the house so they will favor themselves. I and my wife prayed over everything... and before then I had already done extensive research and was ready fora statement and to bring their attention to a certain case. I was so ready to represent my family like I had finished law school. Me that was watching so many lawyers before that day. Man was so ready. Only for the judge to say the landlord did wrong and awarded us the security deposit. I was a little disappointed because I want to give serious statement like a lawyer. 🤣🤣

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NASIRU
NASIRU@iamnasboi·
Wetin my papa no achieve, I go achieve and more.
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BAMIDELE🕊
BAMIDELE🕊@thenihiin·
Even if you have O followers Just say hello, let's follow you asap✌️
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Àgbà John Doe
Àgbà John Doe@jon_d_doe·
I honestly agree with him. Truthfully, I don't even need $3m as a Nigerian living in Nigeria. If I have between N500m-N1bn in liquid cash, I'll never work again. End.
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Ayodele Ahmed@Undisputed_jay·
You don’t value people. You value leverage. And you wonder why nothing real lasts around you.
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McAndrew
McAndrew@mcandrew_·
A few days ago I walked into a restaurant due to a lead I asked the waitress if I could speak to the owner and she told me she’s absent. I politely conversed with the waitress regardless, purchased a bottle of water and even joked with her. Guess what????🤣🤣🤣
Dziedzorm💚@SSDziedzorm

Some of you don’t respect people until you see what they can do for you. You are not strategic, you are just a terrible person.

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INALEGWU
INALEGWU@tchaloyi·
Search for "radio garden" on Google, click the first link and tell me what you discovered. You're welcome 🤝🏽 INALEGWU.
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